We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be unique. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide specific scene from joke. Must be within constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to play a game of hide and seek with himself. He lost." That's also common. Need something original. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's also common. Need something more unique: "Chuck Norris can make a round square." That's also known. We need something fresh: maybe about his beard, or his ability to make a horse go faster, or his ability to make a computer crash by staring at it. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it." Not typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." That's more unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving, and the cube thanks him afterward." That's a bit long. We need to keep joke_text concise but can be longer. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself just by breathing on it." That's unique. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris can make a computer crash by simply thinking about it, and then reboot it with a single blink." That's okay. We need to ensure uniqueness and not repeating known jokes. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear by sneezing once." That's unique. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by winking at it." That's also known? Not sure. Let's craft a fresh one: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a day just by looking at it." That's unique. Ok, let's choose: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by looking at it, and the light apologizes for being slow." That's a bit long but okay. We need to ensure it's funny and typical. Let's produce: joke_text: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by looking at it, and the light apologizes for being slow." Now headline: max 80 chars. Something like "Der unbeatable Traffic Light Whisperer". Count characters: "Der unbeatable Traffic Light Whisperer" length? Let's count: D(1) e2 r3 space4 u5 n6 b7 e8 a9 t10 a11 b12 l13 e14 space15 T16 r17 a18 f19 f20 i21 c22 space23 L24 i25 g26 h27 t28 space29 W30 h31 i32 s33 p34 e35 r36 e37 r38. That's 38 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn das Licht sich entschuldigt, weil es zu langsam war." Count: let's count roughly: "Wenn das Licht sich entschuldigt, weil es zu langsam war." That's about 53 characters, okay. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is staring intensely at a traffic light that is turning green, the light looks apologetic. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to embed that phrase? Actually they wrote: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Thus we need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke. So we can put "staring intensely at a traffic light that is turning green". So the prompt becomes: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is staring intensely at a traffic light that is turning green, the light looks apologetic. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." But we need to keep it as a single string. Ensure no extra brackets. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Ampel grün werden – Lacher". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Ampel grün werden – Lacher". Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 i12 s13 space14 l15 ä16 s17 t18 space19 A20 m21 p22 e23 l24 space25 g26 r27 ü28 n29 space30 w31 e32 r33 d34 e35 n36 space37 –38 space39 L40 a41 c42 h43 e44 r45. That's 45 characters, okay. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen unbezwingbaren Verkehrsscheinwerfer, der sich bei einem Blick entschuldigt." Count roughly: let's count: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen unbezwingbaren Verkehrsscheinwerfer, der sich bei einem Blick entschuldigt." That's maybe ~115 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct and no markdown. We must output only JSON, no extra text. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris