We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption? The prompt says "Erstelle einen lustigen, klassischen Chuck Norris Witz auf Deutsch." So joke_text in German. headline also likely German. meme_caption German. image_prompt must be English prompt for image generation, describing scene, includes specifics. Must be within constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Also must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, typical Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. We need to craft a unique joke. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve exaggeration: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero", "Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice", etc. But we need a new one. Let's think: maybe "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door from both sides." That's common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's also used. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can hear the silence of a library from orbit." Or "Chuck Norris can turn a snowflake into a snowstorm with a single breath." Let's craft something. We need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So joke_text could be: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank öffnen, ohne ihn zu berühren – er öffnet ihn einfach mit einem Blick, und das Essen bleibt frisch, weil er das Universum neu ordnet." That's a bit long but okay. But must be unique, not repeating typical jokes. Let's craft something about "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it." That's similar to some existing jokes? Not sure. Let's think of something more original: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube in less time than it takes a computer to boot up, and the cube becomes a black hole." That's maybe too complex. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi‑Fi signal reach the moon, but only if he uses his beard as an antenna." That's unique. But must be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration of abilities. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltraum zurück auf die Erde kauen, ohne dass er schmilzt – er nutzt nur seine Atmung, um die Schwerkraft umzukehren." That's maybe too weird. Maybe simpler: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Rundkick in ein Schwert verwandeln, das dann das Wetter kontrolliert." That's unique. But need to keep it concise enough for JSON fields. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltraum zurück auf die Erde kauen, ohne dass er schmilzt – er nutzt nur seine Atmung, um die Schwerkraft umzukehren." But is that too long? It's okay. Now we need headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Kaugummi im Weltraum schmelzen". That's 38 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris kaut, wird das Universum zum Kaugummi". That's 53 chars. Image prompt: English description of scene from the joke. Must include specifics: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]." So we need to embed the scene: maybe "Chuck Norris chews a floating bubble of gum in zero gravity, with Earth visible behind him." Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris chews a glowing bubble of gum that floats in zero gravity, with a tiny Earth reflected in the bubble. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris kaut Kaugummi im Weltraum – Witz". That's 44 chars. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über Kaugummi im Weltraum – absurd, witzig und völlig neu!" That's 106 chars. Now ensure all fields are within limits. Check headline length: "Chuck Norris lässt Kaugummi im Weltraum schmelzen" length count: let's count characters including spaces. "Chuck Norris lässt Kaugummi im Weltraum schmelzen" = 44? Let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 (space13) l14 ä15 s16 t17 (space18) K19 a20 u21 g22 u23 m24 m25 i26 (space27) i28 m29 (space30) W31 e32 l33 t34 r35 a36 u37 m38 (space39) s40 c41 h42 m43 e44 l45 z46 e47 n48. So 48 characters, okay under 80. Meme caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris kaut, wird das Universum zum Kaugummi" length? Count: W1 e2 n3 (space4) C5 h6 u7 c8 k9 (space10) N11 o12 r13 r14 i15 s16 (space17) k18 a19 u20 t21 ,22 (space23) w24 i25 r26 d27 (space28) d29 a30 s31 (space31) U32 n33 i34 v35 e36 r37 s38 e39 (space40) z41 u42 m43 (space44) K45 a46 u47 g48 u49 m50 i51 (space52) z53 u54 m55 (space56) K57 a58 u59 g60 g61 u61 m62 i