We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. Provide JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Ensure fields within limits: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Provide image_prompt describing specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide English prompt. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is common, but we need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole". Or "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard". Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight and won, causing it to have 13 months. Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the Sahara by breathing". Let's craft something original: "Chuck Norris can make a cup of coffee that brews itself by staring at it". That's typical. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to reverse for 3 seconds". That's typical but maybe okay. Better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube using only his eyebrows". That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text could be: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube using only his eyebrows, and the cube spontaneously turns into a miniature planet that orbits his beard." That's a bit long but okay. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent, which he promptly names 'Norrisland' and claims as his personal golf course." That's unique. Let's write joke_text: "Chuck Norris can deliver a roundhouse kick so powerful that it creates a new continent, which he immediately claims as his personal golf course and names it Norrisland." That's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris schafft neue Kontinente mit einem Kicks". That's 44 chars maybe. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, entsteht ein neuer Golfplatz". That's 48 chars. Image_prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent emerging from the ground, with a tiny golf course appearing on the new land. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English and includes specifics. Meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft Kontinent mit Kicks – Witz". That's 45 chars. Meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Kicks einen neuen Kontinent und Golfplatz erschafft. Lache jetzt!" That's about 100 chars. Check lengths. Now ensure JSON fields exactly as required, no extra fields. Provide JSON only, no markdown. Check each field length: - headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris schafft neue Kontinente mit einem Kicks". Count characters including spaces: Let's count: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)s14c15h16a17f18t19 (space20)n21e22u23e24 (space25)K26o27n28t29i30n31e32n33t34e35 (space36)m37i38t39 (space40)e41i42n43e44m45 (space46)K47i48c49k50s51. That's 51 characters, okay. - meme_caption max 80 characters. "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, entsteht ein neuer Golfplatz". Count: W1e2n3 (space4)C5h6u7c8k9 (space10)N11o12r13r14i15s16 (space17)k18i19c20k21t22, (space23)e24n25t26s27t28e29h30 (space31)e32i33n34e35n36 (space37)n38e39u40e41n42e43n44 (space45)G46o47l48f49p50l51a52t53z54. That's 54 characters, okay. - meta_title max 60 characters. "Chuck Norris erschafft Kontinent mit Kicks – Witz". Count: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)e14r15s16c17h18a19f20t21 (space22)K23o24n25t26i27n28e29n30t31 (space32)m33i34t35 (space36)K37i38c39k40s41 (space42)–43 (space44)W45i46t47z48. That's 48 characters, okay. - meta_description max 160 characters. Let's craft: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Kicks einen neuen Kontinent und Golfplatz erschafft. Lache jetzt!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Kicks einen neuen Kontinent und Golfplatz erschafft. Lache jetzt!" Count: We'll approximate: It's likely under 160. Let's count precisely: E1 n2 t3 d4 e5 c