We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description likely English SEO? But they said "SEO Title (max 60 Zeichen)" and "SEO Description (max 160 Zeichen)". Could be German as well, but likely English? Not specified language. Probably German is fine. Must be unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be classic Chuck Norris style. Must not repeat existing jokes. Must be creative. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Provide image_prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from joke. Must be within length constraints. We need to craft a joke: start with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe too generic. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where gravity works backwards." That's too long. Must be a joke text, maybe a short story. Must be funny, classic. We need to include "Chuck Norris" at start or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to play chess, but the cat checkmated him in one move and demanded a rematch." That's okay but maybe not classic enough. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve impossible feats, exaggeration, mythic status. Something like: "Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice." That's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once stared at a computer so intensely that the monitor started asking for a raise." That's okay. But must be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's craft something: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a duel; the calendar surrendered and now only has 364 days left." That's okay. But must be a joke text that is a full sentence or short paragraph. Must be funny. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open and cause a hurricane to form in the Caribbean, but only on leap years." That's okay. But need to be unique. Let's think of a scenario: "Chuck Norris once walked into a library and the books started bowing to him, because they knew he could rewrite the plot of any novel with a single glance." That's okay. But we need to keep it concise but still a joke. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'Hello World' program into a world‑dominating virus just by breathing on the keyboard." That's okay. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, and when he does, the universe gets a new dimension." That's common. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where gravity works backwards, and then he walks through it to get to work on time." That's too long. We need a short joke text that is funny and unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a pigeon to do push‑ups; the pigeon ended up inventing a new martial art called 'Feather‑Fist' and now holds the world record for most consecutive punches in the sky." That's okay but maybe too long. Maybe keep it short: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it, and then blame the weather on his breath." That's okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". Let's produce a joke text: "Chuck Norris can sneeze so hard that the resulting shockwave rewrites the laws of physics, causing all calculators to display 'Infinity' for a split second." That's okay. But must be unique. Let's think of something that hasn't been used: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple coin toss into a cosmic event that decides the fate of entire galaxies, and he does it while sipping coffee." That's okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris can read the entire source code of the internet just by staring at a blank wall, and then rewrite it to make cats rule the world." That's okay. But need to be a joke, not too long. Let's produce a concise joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where gravity works backwards, and then he uses it to get to work on time." That's okay but maybe too long. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a fresh one: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cactus to dance; the cactus responded by growing a pair of sunglasses and demanding a spotlight." That's quirky. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'ping' into a seismic wave that shakes the entire internet, and then he blames it on a faulty router." That's okay. Let's decide on a final joke_text: "Chuck Norris can stare at a blank page and instantly generate a bestselling novel, then burn the manuscript to keep the plot a secret." That's okay. But maybe we need to include a specific scene for image_prompt. The image_prompt must describe a specific scene from the joke. So we need to embed a scene: e.g., "Chuck Norris staring at a blank page that glows with neon text". So the joke_text should describe that scenario. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can stare at a blank page and instantly generate a bestselling novel, then burn the manuscript to keep the plot a secret." That's a joke. It starts with Chuck Norris. It's unique. It's funny. Now we need to create headline (max 80 characters). Something like: "Chuck Norris schreibt Bestseller mit einem Blick". That's German, within 80 chars. Meme caption (max 80 characters) also German: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Roman schreibt, brennt er das Manuskript gleich selbst weg." That's within 80 chars. Image prompt: English description of scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is staring intensely at a blank parchment that glows with neon text, the parchment floating in front of him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." But we need to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no