We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must not be offensive, no politics, no real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Provide a unique scenario. Provide image prompt in English describing a hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" etc. But must be unique. Let's think of a scenario: Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse, causing it to become a unicorn. Or Chuck Norris can make a horse talk by staring at it. Or Chuck Norris once tried to play hide and seek with a polar bear; the bear hid forever. Or Chuck Norris once used a snowflake as a weapon. Let's craft something unique: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to do push-ups, and the cat now runs a gym for mice." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris once used a single eyebrow raise to make the entire internet load faster." That's maybe too modern. We need a classic Chuck Norris joke: He can slam a revolving door. He can stretch truth. He can make a horse go faster by just looking at it. He can divide by zero. He can kill two birds with one stone by throwing a stone at both. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to play a game of chess with a pigeon, and the pigeon checkmated him with a single feather." That might be okay. But must be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of a scenario: Chuck Norris once used a single roundhouse kick to turn a snowman into a snowcannon. Or Chuck Norris once used a single glance to make a cactus bloom. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cactus to dance, and now the desert has a weekly tango night." That's whimsical. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a snowflake as a weapon, and the entire winter bowed down to his command." Hmm. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a horse to type, and now the horse writes bestselling novels about carrots." That might be okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." Not. Better: "Chuck Norris once used a single stare to make a traffic light turn green for an entire city." That's okay. But we need to embed a specific scene for image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]." So we need to include a specific scene from the joke in the image prompt. For example, "Chuck Norris is holding a traffic light in his hand, bending it with his gaze." Or "Chuck Norris is staring at a horse that is typing on a keyboard." Let's pick a scene: "Chuck Norris is staring at a horse that is typing on a keyboard, the horse's hooves on the keys." That could be the specific scene. But we need to embed that in the image_prompt: after the description, we need to add "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" placeholder? Actually the instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke. So we need to embed that scene description in the prompt. For example: "Chuck Norris is looking intensely at a horse typing on a keyboard, the horse's hooves on the keys." That would be the specific scene. Thus image_prompt should be something like: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is staring intensely at a horse typing on a keyboard, the horse's hooves on the keys. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Now meta_title <=60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris vs. Typing Horse – Classic Joke". Count characters: "Chuck Norris vs. Typing Horse – Classic Joke" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, vs.(3)=16, space=17, Typing(6)=23, space=24, Horse(5)=29, space=30, – (dash) maybe 1=31, space=32, Classic(7)=39, space=40, Joke(4)=44. So 44 characters, okay. Meta_description <=160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck Norris Witz über ein Pferd, das tippt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck Norris Witz über ein Pferd, das tippt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 84 characters, okay. Now headline max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt ein Pferd tippen – der ultimative Witz". Count: "Chuck Norris lässt ein Pferd tippen – der ultimative Witz". Let's count: Chuck(5) space=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, ein(3)=22, space=23, Pferd(5)=28, space=29, tippen(6)=35, space=36, –(1)=37, space=38, der(3)=41, space=42, ultimative(10)=52, space=53, Witz(4)=57. So 57 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 characters. Something like "Wenn ein Pferd mehr tippen kann als du!" Count: "Wenn ein Pferd mehr tippen kann als du!" length: Wenn(4)=4, space=5