We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be within constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Provide JSON only, no markdown code blocks. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique twist. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language with his eyes closed." Hmm. We need to ensure no similar to existing jokes. Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris can make a Wi-Fi signal reach the moon. Or Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt in a desert. Let's craft something original: "Chuck Norris can make a computer think it's a toaster." Or "Chuck Norris can turn a vegan steak into a real steak just by looking at it." Let's think of something that can be described in image prompt: maybe "Chuck Norris is single-handedly lifting a mountain made of Lego bricks". That could be visualized. But we need to keep it classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." That's maybe too specific. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt in a freezer." That's odd. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a computer reboot itself just by staring at it." That's classic. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris can make a vegan burger taste like a juicy steak just by breathing on it." That is unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a vegan burger taste like a juicy steak just by breathing on it." That's funny. Now we need headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Veganer-Träume wahr werden". That's 38 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris atmet, wird das Grillfleisch vegan". That's 49 chars. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is breathing onto a vegan burger on a grill, causing it to transform into a sizzling steak. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to embed the specific scene from the joke: "breathing onto a vegan burger on a grill, causing it to transform into a sizzling steak". Must be included. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris verwandelt Veganer-Burger in Steak". That's 44 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Atemzug einen Veganer-Burger in ein saftiges Steak verwandelt – pure Power und Humor!" Count characters: let's count roughly: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Atemzug einen Veganer-Burger in ein saftiges Steak verwandelt – pure Power und Humor!" That's about 130 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format exactly as required, no extra fields. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure no markdown code block, just raw JSON. Check lengths: - headline max 80 chars: "Chuck Norris lässt Veganer-Träume wahr werden" length? Count: "Chuck Norris lässt Veganer-Träume wahr werden" = 42? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Veganer-Träume(14?) Actually "Veganer-Träume" length 13 inc hyphen? Let's just approximate <80, fine. - meme_caption max 80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris atmet, wird das Grillfleisch vegan" length? Let's count: Wenn(4) space=5, Chuck(5)=10, space=11, Norris(6)=17, space=18, atmet,(6 inc comma?) Actually "atmet," 6 inc comma =24, space=25, wird(4)=29, space=30, das(3)=33, space=34, Grillfleisch(12)=46, space=47, vegan(5)=52. So 52 chars, okay. - meta_title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris verwandelt Veganer-Burger in Steak" length? Count: Chuck(5) space=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, verwandelt(8)=21, space=22, Veganer-Burger(14?) Actually "Veganer-Burger" length 14 inc hyphen =36, space=37, in(2)=39, space=40, Steak(5)=45. So 45 chars, okay. - meta_description max 160 chars: we need to ensure <=160. Let's craft a concise one: "Ein einziger Atemzug von Chuck Norris verwandelt einen Veganer-Burger in ein saftiges Steak – legendärer Witz voller Power und Humor!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein einziger Atemzug von Chuck Norris verwandelt einen Veganer-Burger in ein saftiges Steak – legendärer Witz voller Power und Humor!" Let's count: Ein(3) space=4, einziger(7)=11, space=12, Atemzug(7)=19, space=20, von(3)=23, space=24, Chuck(5)=29, space=30, Norris(6)=36, space=37, verwandelt(9)=46, space=47, einen(5)=52, space=53, Veganer-Burger(14)=67, space=68, in(2)=70, space=71, ein(3)=74,