We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, creative, no repeats. Must be classic Chuck Norris style. Must not be offensive, no politics, no real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Provide a joke text that begins with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars. Provide image_prompt describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, and [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Must be English. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. Provide meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a unique Chuck Norris joke. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need something new. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new prime number." Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it." Must be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to understand sarcasm just by blinking." That's unique. But must be in German. The joke_text should be German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris kann einen Computer so programmieren, dass er Sarkasmus versteht, nur indem er blinzelt." That's a joke. Now headline: short, up to 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Computer Sarkasmus verstehen". That's 44 chars. Meme caption: up to 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris blinzelt, wird der Code humorvoll". That's 57 chars. Image prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, and [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. The specific scene: maybe "holding a glowing computer monitor that displays a smiling emoji". So we need to embed that scene. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, holding a glowing computer monitor that displays a smiling emoji, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, no text, no captions." Now meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Computer Sarkasmus verstehen – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Computer Sarkasmus verstehen – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Computer(8)=27, space=28, Sarkasmus(9)=37, space=38, verstehen(9)=47, space=48, –(1?) actually dash and space? Let's just keep under 60. Maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Computer Sarkasmus verstehen". That's 45 chars. Good. Meta_description: up to 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Blinkschlag Computer-Sarkasmus erklärt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Blinkschlag Computer-Sarkasmus erklärt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" That's maybe ~130 chars. Should be okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Provide just JSON. Check constraints: Must not repeat existing jokes. This is unique. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Our joke_text starts with "Chuck Norris". Good. Now produce JSON with fields exactly as requested: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Ensure proper escaping of quotes inside strings? JSON requires escaping of double quotes. Our strings contain double quotes? No, we will not include double quotes inside the values. Use plain text. Ensure no line breaks inside strings? JSON can have line breaks escaped, but we can keep them as single line strings. Avoid newline characters inside strings. Provide as plain text. Let's craft the values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Computer so programmieren, dass er Sarkasmus versteht, nur indem er blinzelt." headline: "Chuck Norris lässt Computer Sarkasmus verstehen" meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris blinzelt, wird der Code humorvoll" image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, holding a glowing computer monitor that displays a smiling emoji, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, no text, no captions." meta_title: "Chuck Norris lässt Computer Sarkasmus verstehen" meta_description: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Blinkschlag Computer-Sarkasmus erklärt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Check lengths: headline length: "Chuck Norris lässt Computer Sarkasmus verstehen" = let's count: Chuck(5) space=6 Norris(6)=12 space=13 lässt(5)=18 space=19 Computer(8)=27 space=28 Sarkasmus(9)=37 space=38 verstehen(9)=47. So 47 chars, under 80. meme_caption length: "Wenn Chuck Norris blinzelt, wird der Code humorvoll" count: Wenn(4) space=5 Chuck(5)=10 space=11 Norris(6)=17 space=18 blinzelt,(9 inc comma?) Actually "blinzelt," is 9 inc comma? Let's count characters precisely: "blinzelt," = 9 (b l i n z e l t ,). So after space we have 9 = 27, space=28, wird(4)=32 space=33 der(3)=36 space=3