We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Let's think of a unique Chuck Norris joke: maybe about his beard being so powerful it can shave itself, or about his beard being used as a Wi-Fi antenna, or about his beard causing gravity anomalies. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris' beard is so powerful that it can predict the weather by simply blowing." But need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris' beard once entered a bar, ordered a drink, and the bartender fainted because the beard demanded a round of applause." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris' beard once tried to file a tax return, but the IRS got scared and sent him a refund." Might be okay. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris' beard once challenged a meteor to a duel; the meteor surrendered and became his new hair accessory." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris' beard once challenged a meteor to a duel; the meteor surrendered and became his new hair accessory." That's a joke. Now we need fields: joke_text: the full joke text. Should be the joke itself? Probably the joke_text is the full joke text (the joke). So we can put the joke as a sentence. headline: short headline max 80 chars. Something like "Der Bart, der einen Meteor besiegte". That's 30 chars. meme_caption: image caption max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn der Bart das Wetter macht". That's 27 chars. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation: Must describe scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]." So we need to include the specific scene: maybe "the beard challenging a meteor in space". So we can write: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris standing in space, confronting a glowing meteor that bows before his beard, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Bart-Meteorkampf – Lustiger Witz". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Bart-Meteorkampf – Lustiger Witz" length? Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 i12 s13 space14 B15 a16 r17 t18 -19 M20 e21 t22 e23 o24 r25 k26 a27 m28 p29 f30 space31 –32 space33 L34 u35 s36 t37 i38 g39 e40 r41 space42 W43 i44 t45 z46. That's 46 characters, okay under 60. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seinen legendären Bart, der einen Meteor herausfordert. Lustig, einzigartig und perfekt für Memes." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seinen legendären Bart, der einen Meteor herausfordert. Lustig, einzigartig und perfekt für Memes." That's about 115 characters, okay. Now ensure no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. Make sure fields are strings, no extra fields. Check constraints: Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description. Image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Our joke_text starts with "Chuck Norris' beard..." Actually the requirement: "Der Witz muss mit 'Chuck Norris' beginnen oder ihn erwähnen". So the joke must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Our joke_text currently starts with "Chuck Norris' beard..." which includes "Chuck Norris'". That's okay because it mentions him. But does it start with "Chuck Norris"? It starts with "Chuck Norris' beard". That includes "Chuck Norris'". The phrase "Chuck Norris" appears at the start of the string? The string begins with "Chuck Norris' beard". That includes "Chuck Norris". So it's okay. But maybe better to start exactly with "Chuck Norris" (without apostrophe). The rule says "beginnen oder ihn erwähnen". Starting with "Chuck Norris" is safest. So we can start with "Chuck Norris' Bart..." but that includes "Chuck Norris'". That's okay. But maybe we should start with "Chuck Norris" exactly, then continue. Eg: "Chuck Norris' Bart forderte einen Meteor heraus..." That still includes "Chuck Norris'". That's fine. Let's craft joke_text: "Chuck Norris' Bart forderte einen Meteor heraus; das Raumfelsen surrendered sofort und wurde zu seinem neuen Haaraccessoire." That's a bit long but okay. Make sure it's unique. Now headline: "Der Bart, der einen Meteor besiegte". That's fine. Meme caption: "Wenn der Bart das Wetter macht". That's okay. Image prompt: Must be English, include specific scene: "Chuck Norris standing in space, confronting a glowing meteor that bows before his beard". Let's craft full prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris in space confronting a glowing meteor that bows before his beard, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's within the format: The image_prompt field should be a string exactly as described. Now meta_title: "Chuck Norris Bart-Meteorkampf – Lustiger Witz". That's okay. Meta_description: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seinen legendären Bart, der einen Meteor herausfordert. Lustig, einzigartig und perfekt