We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English. Must not be markdown code block. Must be exactly JSON object. Must follow constraints: no repeats, unique, start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be unique. Provide meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Classic format: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need something unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." Or "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole." Something unique. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, ohne dass er dabei Wasser berührt." But must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Could be "Chuck Norris lässt einen Schneemann im Sommer schmelzen, ohne Wasser zu berühren." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not repeat existing jokes. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." Or "Chuck Norris can make a horse laugh." Let's create something original: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Nichts ausspucken, und dieser bleibt immer frisch, egal wie lange er liegt." Might be okay. But we need to be classic Chuck Norris: exaggeration about his abilities. Let's do: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Nichts ausspucken, und dieser bleibt immer frisch, egal wie lange er liegt." That is somewhat original. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Rundkick in ein Schwimmbad verwandeln." That's unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Rundkick in ein Schwimmbad verwandeln, und das Wasser wird sofort olympisch klar." That is funny. Make sure it's unique. Let's go with that. Now headline: max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris verwandelt Regenbogen in olympisches Schwimmbad". That's within 80 characters. Meme caption: max 80 characters. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris lacht, wird das Wasser kristallklar". Keep under 80. Image prompt: English, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from the joke: "transforming a rainbow into an Olympic-sized swimming pool with a roundhouse kick". Must include that. Also "photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, performing a roundhouse kick that transforms a rainbow into an Olympic-sized swimming pool, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, no text, no captions." Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Regenbogen ins Schwimmbad springen". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Regenbogen ins Schwimmbad springen" length? Count characters including spaces: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11i12s13 (space14)l15ä16s17s18t19 (space20)R21e22g23e24n25b26o27g28e29n30 (space31)i32n33 (space34)S35c36h37w38i39m40m41b42a43d44 (space45)s46p47r48i49n50g51e52n53. That's 53 characters, okay under 60. Meta description max 160 chars: Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Rundkick einen Regenbogen in ein olympisches Schwimmbad verwandelt – humorvoll, episch und einzigartig." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Rundkick einen Regenbogen in ein olympisches Schwimmbad verwandelt – humorvoll, episch und einzigartig." That's about 130 characters maybe. Should be okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra fields. Provide JSON only, no markdown. Check constraints: Must not repeat existing jokes. This is unique. Must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Our joke_text starts with "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Rundkick in ein Schwimmbad verwandeln, und das Wasser wird sofort olympisch klar." That starts with Chuck Norris. Good. Make sure no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. It's fine. Now produce JSON. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Rundkick in ein Schwimmbad verwandeln, und das Wasser wird sofort olympisch klar." headline: "Chuck Norris verwandelt Regenbogen in olympisches Schwimmbad" meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris lacht, wird das Wasser kristallklar" image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, performing a roundhouse kick that transforms a rainbow into an Olympic-sized swimming pool, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, no text, no captions." meta_title: "Chuck Norris lässt Regenbogen ins Schwimmbad springen" meta_description: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Rundkick einen Regenbogen in ein olympisches Schwimmbad verwandelt – humorvoll, episch und einzigartig." Check lengths: headline length: "Chuck Norris verwandelt Regenbogen in olympisches Schwimmbad" count: let's count characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 i12 s13 (space14) v15 e16 r17 w18 e19 n20 d21 e22 l23 t24 (space25) R26