We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. Provide image prompt in English describing scene, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Headline <=80 chars, meme_caption <=80 chars. We need to craft a joke. Let's think of a classic Chuck Norris joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe something about his beard, or his ability to make the sun rise. Something like: "Chuck Norris doesn't need a calendar, he just knows when leap years happen." That's also common. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." That's unique. Or "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's typical but maybe okay. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can write a bestselling novel using only the tears of his enemies as ink." That's unique. But need to be funny and typical. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while riding a unicycle on the moon." That's too long maybe. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a single stare." That's okay. But must be unique. Let's pick something about his beard: "Chuck Norris' beard is so powerful that it can power a city for a year just by growing a little longer." That's unique. But must be a joke, maybe a one-liner: "Chuck Norris can turn a cold cup of coffee into a hot espresso just by looking at it." That's typical. We need to ensure it's not a known joke. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new species of dinosaur, and then name it after himself." That's unique. But we need to keep it concise but still a joke. Let's produce a short joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent, and then colonize it with his beard." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something about his ability to count to infinity twice. That's common. Let's do something about his ability to make the internet stop working when he blinks. That's also common. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can write a computer program that runs faster than the speed of light just by breathing." That's unique. Let's decide: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new planet, and then use it as a personal gym." That's unique. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new planet, and then use it as his personal gym." That's okay. Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like: "Chuck Norris erschafft einen Planeten mit einem einzigen Tritt". That's within 80 chars. Meme caption (max 80 chars): "Wenn er trainiert, wird der Planet zum Fitnessstudio". That's within 80. Image prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. So we need to embed the specific scene: "making a roundhouse kick that creates a new planet, which he uses as a personal gym". So image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that creates a new planet, which he then uses as his personal gym. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to keep it within typical length but okay. Meta title (max 60 chars): Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft Planeten – Fitnessstudio im All". That's maybe 45 chars. Meta description (max 160 chars): Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Tritt einen neuen Planeten erschafft und als persönliches Fitnessstudio dient. Ein echter Klassiker!" That's maybe 150 chars. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. Check constraints: headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris erschafft einen Planeten mit einem einzigen Tritt". Count characters: Let's count: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)e14r15s16s17c18h19a20f21t22 (space23)e24i25n26e27n28 (space29)P30l31a32n33e34t35 (space36)m37i38t39 (space40)e41i42n43e44n45 (space46)T47r48i49t50t51. That's 51 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 characters: "Wenn er trainiert, wird der Planet zum Fitnessstudio". Count: W1e2n3 (space4)e5r6 (space7)t8r9a10i11n12i13g14 (space15), (space16)w17i18r19d20 (space21)d22e23r24 (space25)P26l27a28n29e30t31 (space32)z33u34m35 (space36)F37i38t39n40e41s42s43i44o45 (space46)s47t48u49d50i51o52. That's about 52 characters, okay. Image prompt: Must be English, include scene. We'll craft as described. Meta title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris