We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid repetition, clichés. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common, but maybe we can do something else. Avoid typical ones. Maybe something about his beard or his ability to make the sun rise. Must be unique. We need to ensure no similar to existing jokes. Avoid "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door". Avoid "Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice". Avoid "Chuck Norris can make a horse laugh". Let's think of a fresh one. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a round square." That's also common. Let's think of something about his beard: "Chuck Norris' beard can hide a spare set of keys." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can win a staring contest against a mirror." That's maybe new. Or: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it." That's okay. But we need to be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube with a single glance." That's maybe not typical. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a joke text. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm just by breathing on it." That's maybe unique. But we need to be careful about not being too generic. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi‑Fi signal into a laser beam and cut through steel." That's maybe too tech. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a month just by winking." That's unique. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery start charging just by staring at it." That's unique. But we need to ensure it's funny and classic. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by breathing on it." That's similar to earlier. Let's think of something about his beard: "Chuck Norris' beard can store more secrets than the Library of Congress." That's okay. But we need to keep it short and punchy. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by thinking about it." That's common. Let's craft a unique one: "Chuck Norris can make a rubber band snap back into his hand after he throws it." That's maybe not unique. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a paper airplane fly forever without ever landing." That's maybe okay. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's choose: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman rise from the dead just by giving it a hug." That's maybe too weird. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a broken clock tell the correct time twice a day just by looking at it." That's similar to known jokes. Let's think of something about his legendary status: "Chuck Norris can make a desert bloom with a single footstep." That's classic but maybe not unique. But we need to avoid typical ones. However, "Chuck Norris can make a desert bloom with a single footstep" is somewhat known but maybe okay. But we need to be unique. Let's craft something about his ability to control time: "Chuck Norris can make a clock run backwards just by tapping it." That's maybe not typical. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery start charging just by staring at it." That seems unique. Now we need to produce JSON fields: - joke_text: The full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Should be a short joke. - headline: short headline max 80 characters. - meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation describing specific scene from the joke, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to embed the specific scene from the joke into the prompt. For example, if the joke is about him staring at a dead battery, we can say "staring at a dead battery that glows". So the prompt should include that scene. Thus image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Staring at a dead battery that starts glowing, as if being charged by his gaze. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. All fields must be within limits. Now craft headline: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Batterien wiederbeleben". That's 30 characters. Meme caption: maybe "Wenn er nur nur ansieht, wird die Batterie lebendig". That's maybe 45 characters. Now meta_title: "Chuck Norris Batterie-Wunder – Lustiger Witz" That's maybe 44 characters. Meta_description: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einfacher Blick tote Batterien wieder zum Leben erweckt. Lachen garantiert!" That's maybe 140 characters. Now ensure all lengths. Let's count characters: Headline: "Chuck Norris lässt Batterien wiederbeleben" length: count: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16t17 (space18)B19a20t21t22e23r24i25e26n27 (space28)w29i30e31d32e33r34b35e36l37e38b39e40n41. That's 41 characters, okay under 80. Meme caption: "Wenn er nur nur ansieht, wird die Batterie lebendig" Let's count: W1e2n3 (space4