We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. No profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations. Provide a unique joke. We need to craft a joke text, headline (max 80 chars), meme caption (max 80 chars), image_prompt (English description for image generation), meta_title (max 60 chars), meta_description (max 160 chars). Must be JSON, no markdown code blocks. We need to ensure each field respects length constraints. Let's craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique twist. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new prime number." That's unique. Or "Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a meteor so hard that it became a new moon." That's unique. Let's create: "Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a meteor so hard that it became a new moon, and the moon now orbits in perfect sync with his heartbeat." That's a bit long but okay. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text should start with that. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a meteor so hard that it became a new moon, and the moon now orbits in perfect sync with his heartbeat." That's a unique joke. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der Meteorit, den Chuck Norris zum Mond machte". That's within 80 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Meteor tritt, entsteht ein neuer Mond". That's within 80. Image prompt: English description for image generation: Must include specifics: hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: "Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a glowing meteor turning into a moon". So image_prompt should be something like: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, wearing a black sleeveless vest, performing a roundhouse kick on a glowing meteor that transforms into a new moon, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, no text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt einen Meteor zum Mond werden". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt einen Meteor zum Mond werden" length? Count characters including spaces: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16s17t18 (space19)e20i21n22e23n24 (space25)M26e27t27? Wait need accurate count. Let's just craft shorter: "Chuck Norris: Meteor wird Mond". That's 24 chars maybe. Let's do "Chuck Norris lässt Meteor zum Mond". Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 (space13) l14 ä15 s16 t17 (space18) M19 e20 t21 e22 o23 r24 (space25) z26 u27 m28 (space29) M30 o31 n32 d33. That's 33 characters, within 60. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Meteorit durch seine Rundehauskick zum neuen Mond wird – einzigartig und episch!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Meteorit durch seine Rundehauskick zum neuen Mond wird – einzigartig und episch!" That's maybe ~130 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra text. We must ensure no markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. Check each field length constraints: - headline max 80 characters. Our headline: "Der Meteorit, den Chuck Norris zum Mond machte". Let's count: D1 e2 r3 (space4) M5 e6 t7 e8 o9 r10 i11 t12 ,13 (space14) d15 e16 n17 (space18) C19 h20 u21 c22 k23 (space24) N25 o26 r27 r28 i29 s30 (space31) z32 u33 m34 (space35) M36 o37 n38 d39 (space40) m41 a42 c43 h44 e45 t46. That's 46 characters, okay. - meme_caption max 80 characters. Our caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Meteor tritt, entsteht ein neuer Mond". Count: W1 e2 n3 (space4) C5 h6 u7 c8 k8? Wait need recount properly: Actually phrase: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Meteor tritt, entsteht ein neuer Mond". Let's count characters including spaces: "Wenn" (4) + space (1) =5 "Chuck" (5) =>10 space (1) =>11 "Norris" (6) =>17 space =>18 "einen" (5) =>23 space =>24 "Meteor" (6) =>30 space =>31 "tritt," (6 inc comma) =>37 space =>38 "entsteht" (8) =>46 space =>47 "ein" (3) =>50 space =>51 "neuer" (5) =>56 space =>57 "Mond" (4) =>61 So 61 characters, within 80. - meta_title max 60 characters. Our title: "Chuck Norris lässt Meteor zum Mond". Count: Let's count: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris