We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption? The instruction: "Erstelle einen lustigen, klassischen Chuck Norris Witz auf Deutsch." The JSON fields: joke_text is the full joke text, headline is short headline (max 80 chars), meme_caption is image caption (max 80 chars), image_prompt is English prompt for image generation describing scene, meta_title SEO title max 60 chars, meta_description SEO description max 160 chars. We must ensure no repeats, unique. Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke, in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be creative, surprising, not cliché. Must avoid typical standard jokes. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem Blick einfrieren, sodass selbst Eiswürfel zerschmelzen, bevor sie entstehen." But need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der im Sommer nicht schmolz, weil er ihn mit einem einzigen Rundkick in die Umlaufbahn schoss." That's a bit typical. We need something more original: maybe about his beard controlling gravity, or his beard being a separate entity. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris ließ einmal einen Keks im Weltraum schweben, damit er nie mehr zerbröseln kann – und der Keks dankt ihm jeden Tag mit einem Orbit." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einen Kaugummi gekaut, der so stark war, dass er die Schwerkraft für 30 Sekunden aufhob – und danach die Erde neu justierte, weil sie sich zu sehr beschwerte." That might be okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kaute einen Kaugummi, der so stark war, dass er die Schwerkraft für 30 Sekunden aufhob – und danach die Erde neu justierte, weil sie sich zu sehr beschwerte." Check uniqueness: Not typical. It's creative. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like: "Der Kaugummi, der die Schwerkraft aufhob". That's 33 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like: "Wenn Chuck Norris kaut, zittert das Universum". That's 44 chars. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is blowing a massive bubble‑gum bubble that lifts a small planet, with stars swirling around. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." But need to embed specific scene from the joke: the bubble gum causing gravity lift. So maybe: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is blowing an enormous pink bubble‑gum bubble that lifts a small planet into space, with stars swirling around. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris Kaugummi – Schwerkraft-Stopper". That's 38 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: "Ein humorvoller Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über einen Kaugummi, der die Schwerkraft für 30 Sekunden aufhebt und die Erde neu justiert." That's about 115 chars. Check constraints: No political, no offensive. It's fine. Now ensure JSON format exactly as required, no markdown code block. Provide fields exactly: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Ensure proper escaping of quotes? JSON strings need to be quoted, but we can include quotes inside? The joke_text contains quotes? It doesn't contain quotes. It contains apostrophe? It contains "–". That's fine. No need to escape. Make sure headline max 80 chars. Count: "Der Kaugummi, der die Schwerkraft aufhob" length: let's count characters: D(1) e2 r3 space4 K5 a6 u7 g8 u9 m10 i11 ,12 space13 d14 e15 r16 space17 d18 i19 e20 space21 S22 c23 h24 w25 e26 r27 k28 g29 r30 a31 f32 t33 space34 a35 u36 f37 h38 o39 b40. That's 40 characters approx, okay. Meme caption max 80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris kaut, zittert das Universum". Count: W1 e2 n3 space4 C5 h6 u7 c8 k8? Actually "Chuck" is 5 letters, but let's count precisely: "Wenn Chuck Norris kaut, zittert das Universum". Characters: W1 e2 n3 n4 space5 C6 h7 u8 c9 k10 space11 N12 o13 r14 r15 i16 s17 space18 k19 a20 u21 t22 ,23 space24 z25 i26 t27 t28 e29 r30 t31 space32 d33 a34 s35 space36 U37 n38 i39 v40 e41 r42 s43 u44 m45. That's 45 characters, okay. Image prompt must be English, no text, no captions. Provide as described. Meta title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris Kaugummi – Schwerkraft-Stopper". Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 K14 a15 u16 g17 u18 m19 i20 space21 –22 space23 S24 c25 h26 w27 e28 r29 k30 g31 r32 a33 f34 t35 -? Actually "Schwerkraft-Stopper" includes hyphen. Let's count: after space22, S23 c24 h25 w26 e27 r28 k30? Let's just approximate