We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic style. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must avoid disallowed content. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. We need to ensure no markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. We need to craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a round square". Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language while being deaf". Let's think of a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris can win a staring contest against a blinking computer." Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it." Let's craft something original. We need to start with "Chuck Norris" in the joke_text. Provide headline (max 80 chars). Provide meme_caption (max 80 chars). Provide image_prompt describing specific scene from the joke. Provide meta_title and meta_description. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schatten werfen, selbst wenn er im Dunkeln steht." That's maybe not funny enough. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Nichts kauen, ohne ihn zu kauen." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Bleistift mit den Zähnen schärfen, während er telefoniert." Not great. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen aus Metall bauen, indem er einfach die Sonne anschaut." Hmm. We need something classic: maybe "Chuck Norris kann einen Computer ausschalten, indem er nur blinzelt." That's known but maybe okay. We need unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi im Weltraum kauen, ohne dass er zerknittert." Not great. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Stuhl aus Luft bauen, indem er einfach sitzt." That's classic. But we need unique and not repeating typical jokes. Let's craft a new one: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann aus Wasser im Wüstenmeer bauen, indem er nur atmet." That's weird. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kreis aus Quadraten zeichnen, indem er einfach den Stift schwenkt." Not great. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Knoten im Schnürsenkel knüpfen, ohne die Schnürsenkel zu berühren." That's unique. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann einen Knoten im Schnürsenkel knüpfen, ohne die Schnürsenkel zu berühren." That's a bit odd but could be funny. Let's craft a more classic: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Nichts kauen, ohne ihn zu kauen." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen aus Metall bauen, indem er einfach die Sonne anschaut." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's pick something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Computer ausschalten, indem er nur einen Gedanken an einen Schalter richtet." That's similar to known jokes but maybe okay. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kuchen backen, indem er einfach die Uhr zurückdreht." That's unique. Let's decide: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kuchen backen, indem er einfach die Uhr zurückdreht." That's a bit weird but could be funny. But we need to be careful about not being too similar to existing jokes. There's a known joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." Not that. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen aus Metall bauen, indem er einfach die Sonne anschaut." That's unique. Let's craft the joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen aus Metall bauen, indem er einfach die Sonne anschaut." Now headline: maybe "Metallener Regenbogen" (max 80 chars). That's short. Meme caption: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris den Himmel neu definiert". That's within 80 chars. Image prompt: Must be English, describing specific scene from the joke. So: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris standing on a mountaintop, raising his hand to the sun, and a glowing metallic rainbow arches from his fingertips into the sky. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English and includes the specific scene: "raising his hand to the sun, and a glowing metallic rainbow arches from his fingertips into the sky." Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris baut metallenen Regenbogen - Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris baut metallenen Regenbogen - Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, baut(4)=17, space=18, metallenen(10)=28, space=29, Regenbogen(10)=39, space=40, -(1)=41, space=42, Witz(4)=46. So 46 chars, okay. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er einen Regenbogen aus Metall erschafft – humorvoll, ironisch und völlig absurd." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er einen Regenbogen aus Metall erschafft – humorvoll, ironisch und völlig absurd." That's about 124 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. joke_text: must be the full joke text. Should start with "Chuck Norris". Provide the joke. headline: max 80 chars. meme_caption: max 80 chars. image_prompt: English description. meta_title: max 60 chars. meta_description: max 160 chars. All fields must be strings. Now produce JSON without markdown code block. Check lengths: headline: "Metallener Regenbogen" length: 18 chars, okay. meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Himmel neu definiert" length: let's count: Wenn(4) space=5, Chuck(5)=10, space=11, Norris(6)=17, space=18, den(3)=21, space=22, Himmel(6)=28, space=29, neu(3)=32, space=33, definiert(8)=41. So 41 chars, okay. image_prompt: