We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme caption max 80 chars, image_prompt in English describing scene, meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. We must ensure no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique twist. Could be something like "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole, swallowing the entire internet." That's unique. But must be in German. So joke_text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Rundtritt so stark ausführen, dass er die Schwerkraft für 0,0001 Sekunden umkehrt und alle Socken im Universum gleichzeitig verschwinden lässt." That's unique. Check uniqueness: Not a known joke. Should be fine. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der ultimative Chuck Norris Rundtritt". That's under 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris tritt, verschwinden Socken im Universum". That's under 80. Image prompt: English description of scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that creates a swirling black hole swallowing socks floating around. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's within prompt length? Not specified limit, just English prompt. Meta title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Rundtritt lässt Socken verschwinden". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Rundtritt lässt Socken verschwinden" length: Count characters including spaces: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 i12 s13 (space14) R15 u16 n17 d18 t19 r20 i21 e22 t23 (space24) l25 ä26 s27 t28 (space29) S30 o31 c32 k33 e34 n35 (space36) v37 e38 s39 s40 e41 h42 e43 n44 d45 e46 n47. That's 47 characters, okay under 60. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen Rundtritt, der die Schwerkraft kurz umkehrt und Socken im Universum verschwinden lässt." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen Rundtritt, der die Schwerkraft kurz umkehrt und Socken im Universum verschwinden lässt." That's maybe ~130 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted and no extra text. Check each field length constraints: - headline max 80 characters. Our headline "Der ultimative Chuck Norris Rundtritt" length: count: D1 e2 r3 (space4) u5 l6 t7 i8 m9 a10 t11 i12 v13 e14 (space15) C16 h17 u18 c19 k20 (space21) N22 o23 r24 r25 i26 s27 (space28) R29 u30 n31 d32 t33 r34 i35 e36 t37. That's 37 characters, okay. - meme_caption max 80 characters. Our caption "Wenn Chuck Norris tritt, verschwinden Socken im Universum". Count: W1 e2 n3 (space4) C5 h6 u7 c8 k9 (space10) N11 o12 r13 r14 i15 s16 (space17) t18 r19 i20 t21 t22 ,23 (space24) v25 e26 s27 s28 e29 h30 e31 n32 d33 e34 n35 (space36) S37 o38 c38 k39 e40 n41 (space42) i43 m44 (space45) U46 n47 i48 v49 e50 r51 s52 e53 l54 l55 e56 n57 (space58) w59 e60 s61 e62 h63 e64 n65 .66 That's 66 characters, okay. - meta_title max 60 characters: we have 47, okay. - meta_description max 160 characters: we need to ensure it's under 160. Let's count more precisely: "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen Rundtritt, der die Schwerkraft kurz umkehrt und Socken im Universum verschwinden lässt." Count characters including spaces and punctuation. Let's count: E1 i2 n3 (space4) h5 u6 m7 o8 r9 i10 s11 c12 h13 e14 l15 l16 e17 r18 (space19) C20 h21 u22 c23 k24 -25 N26 o27 r28 r29 i30 s31 -32 W33 i34 t35 z36 (space37) ü38 b39 e40 r41 (space42) e43 i44 n45 e46 n47 (space48) R49 u50 n51 d52 t53 r54 i55 e56 t57 ,58 (space59) d60 e61 r62 (space63) d64 i65 e66 (space67) S68 c69 h70 w71 e72 r73 k7