We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from the joke. Must not include text/captions in image. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a unique joke. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But need unique. Maybe something about his beard, or his ability to make the sun rise. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's common. Need unique: maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole." That's typical. Let's make something about his beard causing gravity. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can shave his beard and cause a solar eclipse." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can sneeze and create a new continent." That's classic. But need unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can whisper a secret to a stone and make it move." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can turn a snowflake into a hurricane with a single blink." That's unique. Let's produce a joke: "Chuck Norris can turn a snowflake into a hurricane with a single blink." That's a single sentence. It starts with Chuck Norris. It's funny, unique. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der Schneeflocken-Hurricane: Chuck Norris lässt die Natur erzittern". That's within 80 chars? Count: "Der Schneeflocken-Hurricane: Chuck Norris lässt die Natur erzittern" length: let's count characters: D(1) e2 r3 space4 S5 c6 h7 n8 e9 i10 f11 k12 l13 e14 n15 -16 H17 u18 r19 r20 i21 c22 a23 n24 e25 :26 space27 C28 h29 u30 c31 k32 space33 N34 o35 r36 r37 i38 s39 space40 l41 ä42 s43 s44 space45 d46 i47 e48 space49 N50 a51 t52 u53 r54 space55 e56 r57 z58 i59 t60 t61 e62 r63. That's 63 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris blinzelt, wird das Wetter zur Legende". Count: let's count roughly: "Wenn Chuck Norris blinzelt, wird das Wetter zur Legende". That's about 48 characters, okay. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. The scene: Chuck Norris blinking causing a snowflake to become a hurricane. So we need to describe: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is blinking intensely, and a snowflake near his eye transforms into a swirling hurricane, with wind and clouds swirling around him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to embed that phrase? Actually the template: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster..." So we need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene description. So we should write something like "Chuck Norris blinks, and a snowflake transforms into a hurricane". So the prompt becomes: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris blinks, and a snowflake transforms into a hurricane, with wind and clouds swirling around him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Good. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocke zur Hurrikan werden". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocke zur Hurrikan werden". Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 i12 s13 space14 l15 ä16 s17 t18 space19 S20 c21 h22 n23 e24 e25 f26 l27 o28 k29 k30 e31 space32 z33 u34 r35 space36 H37 u38 r39 r40 i41 k42 a43 n44 space45 w46 e47 r48 d49 e50 n51. That's 51 characters, okay. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen Blink, der aus einer Schneeflocke einen Hurrikan macht. Einzigartig und episch!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen Blink, der aus einer Schneeflocke einen Hurrikan macht. Einzigartig und episch!" Let's count: E1 i2 n3 space4 k5 u6 r7 z8 e9 ,10 space11 i12 r13 o14 n15 i16 s17 c18 h19 e20 r21 space22 C23 h24 u25 c26 k27 -28 N29 o30 r31 r32 i33 s34 -35 W36 i37 t38 z39 space40 ü41 b42 e43 r44 space45 e46 i