We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be unique. Provide meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole, and then he uses it to deliver pizza." Something like that. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: Joke text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Roundhouse-Kick so stark ausführen, dass er die Schwerkraft für 0,0001 Sekunden umkehrt – und plötzlich fällt die ganze Erde in umgekehrter Richtung in seine Fußspuren." But need to be funny and classic. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Mond." That's weird. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Mond." That's unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kaut Kaugummi so kräftig, dass daraus ein neuer Mond entsteht, der nur aus Kaugummi besteht und ihn jedes Mal umkreist, wenn er lächelt." Make sure it's unique. Now headline max 80 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft nach seinem Lächeln tanzen". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft nach seinem Lächeln tanzen" length? Let's approximate: "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft nach seinem Lächeln tanzen" = 53 characters maybe. Under 80, okay. Meme caption max 80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, wird die Schwerkraft zum Gummiband". Count: maybe 58. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Include scene: "Chuck Norris chews a bubble gum that expands into a glowing pink moon hanging over Earth". Provide prompt accordingly. Meta title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris und der Kaugummi-Mond – Witz des Tages". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris und der Kaugummi-Mond – Witz des Tages" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, und(3)=16, space=17, der(3)=20, space=21, Kaugummi-Mond(12?) Actually "Kaugummi-Mond" is 11 inc hyphen? Let's count precisely: K(1)a2u3g4u5m6m7i8-(9)M10o11n12d13. So 13 characters. So far 21+13=34, space=35, – (dash) maybe 1 char =36, space=37, Witz(4)=41, space=42, des(3)=45, space=46, Tages(5)=51. So 51 characters, okay under 60. Meta description max 160 chars: Something like: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Kaugummi, der zum Mond wird – humorvoll, ironisch und völlig absurd." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Kaugummi, der zum Mond wird – humorvoll, ironisch und völlig absurd." That's about 106 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format exactly as specified, no markdown code block. Provide fields with double quotes. Ensure no extra fields. Provide image_prompt in English, describing scene. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add specific scene. Must not include text or captions. Provide prompt accordingly. Let's craft image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is chewing a bright pink bubble gum that expands into a glowing pink moon hanging over Earth, with the moon made of translucent gum, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Now ensure headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft nach seinem Lächeln tanzen". Count characters including spaces: Let's count precisely: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 l14 ä15 s16 s17 space18 d19 i20 e21 space22 d23 i24 e25 space26 S27 c28 h29 w30 e31 r32 k33 f34 a35 g36 t37 space38 n39 a40 c41 h42 space43 i44 h45 r46 e47 n48 space49 L50 ä51 c52 h53 e54 n55 space56 s57 e58 i58? Wait I'm messing. Let's just approximate it's under 80. It's fine. Meme caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, wird die Schwerkraft zum Gummiband". Count: maybe 58. Good. Now produce JSON. Check no extra fields. Provide exactly those keys. Make sure no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kaut Kaugummi so kräftig, dass daraus ein neuer Mond entsteht, der nur aus Kaugummi besteht und ihn jedes Mal umkreist, wenn er lächelt.", "headline": "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft nach seinem Lächeln tanzen", "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, wird die Schwerkraft zum Gummiband", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleevel