We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be creative. Provide image_prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. We need to ensure JSON format exactly, no extra text. Provide fields as strings. Ensure headline max 80 chars. meme_caption max 80 chars. image_prompt must be English, describing scene from joke. Provide meta_title <=60 chars, meta_description <=160 chars. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." Or "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." Let's think of a unique twist: "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a cloud." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can turn water into wine without a miracle." Or "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." Let's craft something funny and unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can finish a marathon before the starting gun fires." That's classic but maybe not unique. We need to ensure uniqueness and not repeat existing jokes. Let's create: "Chuck Norris can read the entire Wikipedia page of 'Chuck Norris' in a single blink." That's meta. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris" at beginning. Joke_text: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by staring at it." That's unique? Might be similar to some jokes but okay. Better: "Chuck Norris can turn a blank page into a bestseller with a single signature." That's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." That's unique. But need to be funny and typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration of abilities. Let's choose: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that generates its own Wi‑Fi signal." That's unique. But must be in German. So translate: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt ein eigenes WLAN-Signal erzeugen." That's okay. But we need to keep it as a joke text in German. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt ein eigenes WLAN-Signal erzeugen, das selbst die Router zum Schweigen bringt." Make sure it's unique. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erzeugt WLAN mit einem einzigen Rundtritt". That's within 80 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, wird das Netzwerk lebendig". That's within 80. Image_prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to fill [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke. So maybe "Chuck Norris führt einen Rundtritt aus, während ein WLAN-Symbol um ihn herum schwebt". Provide that in English. Thus image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris performs a roundhouse kick that creates a glowing Wi‑Fi signal swirling around him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris WLAN-Kick: WLAN mit Rundtritt". Count characters: "Chuck Norris WLAN-Kick: WLAN mit Rundtritt" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, WLAN-Kick:(9?) Actually "WLAN-Kick:" is 9 inc colon? Let's count precisely: "WLAN-Kick:" 9 characters (W L A N - K i c k :). So total 13+9=22, space=23, "WLAN"=4 =>27, space=28, "mit"=3 =>31, space=32, "Rundtritt"=7 =>39. So total 39 characters, within 60. Meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Rundtritt ein eigenes WLAN-Signal erzeugt – episch, witzig und völlig absurd!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Rundtritt ein eigenes WLAN-Signal erzeugt – episch, witzig und völlig absurd!" That's maybe ~130 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields exactly as required. Provide no extra text. Ensure proper escaping of quotes? JSON strings need to escape double quotes inside. Our strings contain double quotes? No. They contain apostrophes? Not needed. They contain commas, but that's fine. They contain hyphens, fine. They contain an em dash? That's a special character, but it's okay as long as it's within string; but JSON requires proper encoding; but we can just use plain hyphen or dash. Avoid special characters like em dash maybe okay but safer to use plain hyphen. Use "–" maybe okay but could cause issues. Use plain hyphen. Let's craft meta_description without special characters: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Rundtritt ein eigenes WLAN-Signal erzeugt - episch, witzig und total absurd!" That's okay. Now ensure headline max 80 chars. "Chuck Norris erzeugt WLAN mit einem einzigen Rundtritt" length? Count: Chuck(5) space1=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, erzeugt(7)=20, space=21, WLAN(4)=25, space=26, mit(3)=29, space=30, einem(5)=35, space=36