We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic. Must avoid profanity, political, etc. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meme caption max 80 chars. Headline max 80 chars. meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to create a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to play a game of hide and seek with the inventor of the internet, and the internet hid forever." That's maybe too long. Must be concise but still a joke. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent, and then name it after his favorite coffee brand." That's maybe too long but okay. But must be a single joke text. Should be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Let's think of a classic format: "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." Not unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a horse race from a snail by just staring at it." Hmm. We need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. Let's craft something: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a duel; the calendar surrendered and now every month ends on his command." That's okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke text should start with "Chuck Norris". Let's produce: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowflake to do push‑ups; the snowflake instantly turned into an avalanche that cleared his schedule for the next decade." That's maybe too long but okay. We need to keep it concise but still a joke. Let's aim for about 30-40 words. We also need meme_caption max 80 chars, headline max 80 chars. Image prompt: Must be English, describing specific scene from the joke. Should include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add "[Specific scene from the joke]". Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill that placeholder with specific scene. For example: "Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that splits a mountain in half". So image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that splits a mountain in half. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris vs. Calendar – Funny Classic Joke". Count characters: "Chuck Norris vs. Calendar – Funny Classic Joke" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, vs.(3)=16, space=17, Calendar(8)=25, space=26, –(1?) maybe dash counts, but let's keep under 60. Let's make "Chuck Norris vs. Calendar – Classic Joke". Count: Chuck(5)+space=6+Norris(6)=12+space=13+vs.(3)=16+space=17+Calendar(8)=25+space=26+space? Actually dash? Let's just make "Chuck Norris vs Calendar – Classic Joke". Count: Chuck(5)=5, space=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, vs(2)=15, space=16, Calendar(8)=24, space=25, –(1?) maybe dash counts as char, but okay. Then space=26, Classic(7)=33, space=34, Joke(4)=38. So under 60. Meta description max 160 chars: Something like "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über einen Kampf mit einem Kalender – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über einen Kampf mit einem Kalender – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 95 characters, okay. Now headline max 80 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris vs. Kalender: Der ultimative Duell‑Witz". Count: "Chuck Norris vs. Kalender: Der ultimative Duell‑Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5)+space=6+Norris(6)=12+space=13+vs.(3)=16+space=17+Kalender:(9?) Actually "Kalender:" is 9 inc colon? Let's count: K(1)a2l3e4n5d6e7r8:(9) so plus space? Actually there is no space before colon? We'll just approximate it's under 80. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn der Kalender sich ergibt, hat Chuck Norris den Zeitplan in der Hand." Count characters: Let's count: "Wenn der Kalender sich ergibt, hat Chuck Norris den Zeitplan in der Hand." That's about 71 characters maybe. Let's count precisely: W1 e2 n3 n4 space5 d6 e7 r8 space9 K10 a11 l12 e13 n14 d15 e16 r17 space18 s19 i20 c21 h22 space23 e24 r25 g26 e27 b28 t29 ,30 space31 h32 a33 t34 space35 C36 h37 u38 c39 k40 space41 N42 o43 r44 r45 i46 s47 space48 d49 e50 n51 space52 Z53 e54 i55 t56 p57 l58 a59 n60 space61 i62 n63 space64 d65 e66 r67 space68 H69 a70 n71 d72 .73 So 73 characters, okay. Now joke_text must be the full joke text. Let