We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description presumably also German? The meta_title and meta_description are SEO, likely English? But they said "SEO Title" and "SEO Description". Could be English but maybe German okay. They didn't specify language for those fields; but likely English is fine. However they said "Gib das Ergebnis im folgenden JSON-Format zurück (keine Markdown-Codeblöcke)". Provide JSON only. We need to create a classic Chuck Norris joke in German, unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. We need to include "Chuck Norris" in the joke_text. Provide headline (max 80 chars), meme_caption (max 80 chars), image_prompt (English prompt for image generation). Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide specific scene from joke. Provide meta_title (max 60 chars) and meta_description (max 160 chars). Ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted. We must ensure no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil er Angst hat, dass seine eigenen Memes zu langweilig werden." That's maybe not classic enough. Classic style: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank öffnen, ohne ihn anzusehen." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, und der schmolz erst, als er aufgehört hat, ihn anzusehen." Not great. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Nodding die Zeit zurückdrehen, damit er seine Socken passen kann." Hmm. We need something unique. Let's think of a scenario: Chuck Norris once tried to use a selfie stick, but the camera asked for his autograph. Or "Chuck Norris doesn't need a Wi-Fi password; he just stares at the router until it gives him the signal." German version: "Chuck Norris kann das WLAN-Signal erzwingen, indem er einfach nur einen Blick auf den Router wirft." That's okay. But we need a full joke text, maybe a short story: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kaugummi zu kauen, aber der Kaugummi gab sofort auf und bat um Ruhestand." That's funny. Make it unique: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kaugummi zu kauen, aber der Kaugummi gab sofort auf und bat um Ruhestand, weil er wusste, dass er mit Chuck Norris nicht mithalten kann." That's okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kaugummi zu kauen, aber der Kaugummi gab sofort auf und bat um Ruhestand, weil er wusste, dass er mit Chuck Norris nicht mithalten kann." That's okay. Now headline: maybe "Der Kaugummi-Ruhestands-Witz". Must be max 80 chars. Let's keep under 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn der Kaugummi zu schwach für Chuck Norris ist". That's okay. Image prompt: English prompt describing hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from joke: maybe "Chuck Norris staring intensely at a pink bubblegum that is floating mid-air, with the gum looking terrified". Must include that scene. Also "No text, no captions". Provide full prompt. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Kaugummi Witz - Lustiger Klassiker". That's 44 chars maybe. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über einen Kaugummi, der vor Angst flieht. Ein klassischer, humorvoller Memevertrag." That's maybe 130 chars. Now ensure JSON fields are properly escaped if needed. No special characters that need escaping? JSON strings can contain quotes, but we must escape them. We'll avoid double quotes inside strings. Use single quotes? JSON requires double quotes for strings, so we must escape any double quotes inside. We'll avoid double quotes inside values. Let's craft values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kaugummi zu kauen, aber der Kaugummi gab sofort auf und bat um Ruhestand, weil er wusste, dass er mit Chuck Norris nicht mithalten kann." headline: "Kaugummi-Ruhestands-Witz: Chuck Norris vs. Süßigkeit" Check length: count characters: "Kaugummi-Ruhestands-Witz: Chuck Norris vs. Süßigkeit" length? Let's count: K(1)a2u3g4u5m6m7i8-(9)R10u11h12e13s14t15a16n17d18s19-(20)W21i22t23z24:25(space)26C27h28u29c30k31(space)32N33o34r35r36i37s38(space)39v40s41.(42)(space)43S44ü45ß46i47c48h49i50g51k52e53i54t55. That's 55 characters, okay under 80. meme_caption: "Wenn der Kaugummi vor Chuck Norris flieht" length? Count: W1e2n3(space)4d5e6r7(space)8K9a10u11g12u13m14m15i16(space)17v18o19r20(space)21C22h23u24c25k26(space)27N28o29r30r31i32s33(space)34f35l36e37i38t39. That's 39 characters, okay. image_prompt: Must be English prompt describing hyper-realistic portrait etc. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest