We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, but image_prompt must be English. Must avoid repeats, be unique. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic, typical. Must not be offensive, no politics, no real suffering. Must be unique, not similar to existing jokes. Provide a classic style: e.g., "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But need a full joke text, maybe a short story. Must be unique. We need to ensure headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters. Provide meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We must output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's a classic. But need unique twist. Maybe: "Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants." That's also known. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone, so when he kicks, the world has to adjust its clocks." That's a bit long but okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's write a short joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone, forcing the world to reset its clocks." That's okay. Now headline: short, up to 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris kreiert neue Zeitzone mit einem einzigen Tritt". That's within 80. Meme caption: up to 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris tritt, ändert sich die Weltzeit". That's within 80. Image prompt: English, hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from joke: "He delivers a powerful roundhouse kick that ripples through the air, causing clocks to spin and a new time zone to appear." Must include that. Must end with "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure image_prompt is a single string. Meta title: up to 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris schafft neue Zeitzone – Witz". That's 45 chars maybe. Meta description: up to 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Tritt eine neue Zeitzone erschafft – humorvoll, episch und absolut unverwechselbar." Count characters: let's approximate <160. Now ensure no repeated phrasing. Should be unique. Now produce JSON with fields exactly as requested. Check lengths: - headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris kreiert neue Zeitzone mit einem einzigen Tritt". Count characters including spaces: Let's count: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)k14r15e16i17t18e19t20 (space21)n22e23u24e25 (space26)Z27e28i29t30z31o32n33e34 (space35)m36i37t38 (space39)e40i41n42e43n44e45n46 (space47)T48r49i50t51t52. That's 52 characters, okay. - meme_caption max 80 characters. "Wenn Chuck Norris tritt, ändert sich die Weltzeit". Count: W1e2n3 (space4)C5h6u7c8k9 (space10)N11o12r13r14i15s16 (space17)t18r19i20t21t22e23n24, (space25)ä26n27d28e29r30t31 (space32)s33i34c35h36 (space37)d38i39e40 (space41)W42e43l44t45z46e47i48t49. That's 49 characters, okay. - meta_title max 60 characters. "Chuck Norris schafft neue Zeitzone – Witz". Count: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)s14c15h16a17f18t19 (space20)n21e22u23e24 (space25)Z26e27i28t29z30o31n32e33 (space34)–35 (space36)W37i38t38z39. That's 39 characters, okay. - meta_description max 160 characters. Let's craft: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Tritt eine neue Zeitzone erschafft – humorvoll, episch und absolut unverwechselbar." Count characters: Let's approximate: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Tritt eine neue Zeitzone erschafft – humorvoll, episch und absolut unverwechselbar." That's about 140-150 characters, okay. Now image_prompt: Must be English, include scene. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. He delivers a powerful roundhouse kick that ripples through the air, creating a swirling vortex of clocks and a glowing new time zone marker. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's a single string. Now ensure JSON fields exactly as requested: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Provide values. Now produce JSON without