We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. We must create a classic Chuck Norris joke in German, unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. We need to ensure no similar formulations to existing jokes. Provide unique content. We need to keep headline <=80 characters, meme_caption <=80 characters, meta_title <=60 characters, meta_description <=160 characters. Image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" inside the prompt. So we need to embed a placeholder? Probably we need to replace that with a specific scene from the joke. So we need to craft a scene description in English that fits the joke. The prompt must be English, describing the scene. We need to ensure the JSON format exactly as given, no markdown code blocks. Let's craft a joke: Classic Chuck Norris joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language with his eyebrows." Let's think of something unique. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." That's unique. But must be funny and typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara." That's typical. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." That's maybe too generic. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a cat speak fluent German." That's unique. But must be typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration of superhuman abilities. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself just by looking at it." That's unique. But need to start with Chuck Norris. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself just by looking at it." That's okay. But we need to embed a specific scene for image prompt. The scene could be "Chuck Norris staring at a dead battery that starts glowing". So we need to include that in the image prompt. Let's craft the joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann toter Akku einfach nur ansehen und er lädt sich selbst auf." That's German, starts with Chuck Norris, unique. But we need to ensure it's a full joke, maybe a short paragraph. Let's write: "Chuck Norris kann einen toten Akku nur ansehen, und schon lädt er sich selbst wieder auf – selbst die Elektroindustrie fragt ihn um Rat." That's a bit longer. Now headline: maybe "Der Akku-Champion". Must be <=80 characters. Meme caption: maybe "Wenn der Akku wieder lebendig wird". <=80. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris staring at a dead battery that starts glowing and charging itself. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" inside the prompt. Probably they want us to replace that placeholder with the specific scene from the joke. So we should embed the scene description directly, not leave placeholder. So we can write: "Chuck Norris staring at a dead battery that starts glowing and charging itself". That is the specific scene. Thus image_prompt should be a single string describing that scene. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris und der lebendige Akku". That's 27 characters. Meta description: max 160 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt tote Akkus durch bloßes Ansehen wieder aufladen – ein klassischer Witz über Superkraft und Elektrizität." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris lässt tote Akkus durch bloßes Ansehen wieder aufladen – ein klassischer Witz über Superkraft und Elektrizität." That's maybe ~115 characters, okay. Now ensure all fields are present and JSON format exactly. Check constraints: - joke_text: must be German, start with "Chuck Norris". It does. - headline: max 80 characters. "Der Akku-Champion" is 15 characters, fine. - meme_caption: max 80 characters. "Wenn der Akku wieder lebendig wird" is 33 characters. - image_prompt: English, includes description, includes scene. Must be a single string. Ensure no extra line breaks? Probably okay. - meta_title: max 60 characters. "Chuck Norris und der lebendige Akku" length: let's count: "Chuck Norris und der lebendige Akku" = 30 characters (including spaces). Good. - meta_description: max 160 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt tote Akkus durch bloßes Ansehen wieder aufladen – ein klassischer Witz über Superkraft und Elektrizität." Let's count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt tote Akkus durch bloßes Ansehen wieder aufladen – ein klassischer Witz über Superkraft und Elektrizität." Count: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16t17 (space18)t19o20t21e22 (space23)A24k25k26u27s28 (space29)d30u31r32c33h34 (space35)b36l37ö38ß39e40s41 (space42)A43n44s45e46h47e48n49 (space50)w51i52e53r54e55 (space56)a57u58f59l60a61d62e63n64 (space65)–66 (space67)e68i69n70 (space71)k72