We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description likely also German but SEO can be English? Probably German. Must be unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke in German, funny, unique, no repeats. Must be within constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. image_prompt must be English description for image generation, describing specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? Actually they want "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill that placeholder with specific scene from the joke. So we need to craft a joke that includes a scene that can be described. For example: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, and when he does, the universe gets a new star." But need a scene: maybe "Chuck Norris is seen juggling three planets while sipping coffee". But need to be unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to do push-ups. The cat immediately became the first feline to achieve a perfect 1000 push-ups, and the world instantly turned into a giant yarn ball." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a duel. The calendar surrendered after the third month, because even dates can't handle his roundhouse." That's okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a full joke sentence. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowman to do the moonwalk. The snowman immediately melted, because even ice can't resist his cool moves." That's okay but maybe not classic enough. Better: "Chuck Norris once stared at a blank page and the page immediately wrote a bestseller." That's okay. But we need a scene for image prompt: maybe "Chuck Norris is holding a snowman that is doing a moonwalk". Or "Chuck Norris is teaching a snowman to moonwalk". Let's pick a vivid scene: "Chuck Norris is teaching a snowman to moonwalk on a frozen lake while the sun sets behind an American flag". That can be described. Let's craft the joke_text: "Chuck Norris taught a snowman to moonwalk, and the snowman instantly turned into a glittering ice sculpture that sang the national anthem." That's a bit long but okay. We need to ensure uniqueness and not repeat existing jokes. Let's think of a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris once tried to high-five a giraffe. The giraffe instantly grew a second neck just to return the gesture." That's unique. Let's decide: "Chuck Norris tried to high-five a giraffe, and the giraffe grew an extra neck just to return the gesture." That's a joke. Now we need to embed a specific scene for image prompt: maybe "Chuck Norris reaching up to high-five a giraffe with an extra neck, both under a bright sunrise, American flag in background". Let's craft image_prompt accordingly. Now fill fields: joke_text: "Chuck Norris versuchte, einer Giraffe einen High-Five zu geben, und die Giraffe wuchs sofort einen zusätzlichen Hals, um die Geste zu erwidern." Headline: max 80 chars, short summary: "Giraffe bekommt extra Hals beim High-Five mit Chuck Norris". Count characters: let's count roughly: "Giraffe bekommt extra Hals beim High-Five mit Chuck Norris" length? Let's count: G(1)i2r3a4f5f6e7 (space8) b9e10w11e12g13e14t15 (space16) e17x18t19r20a21 (space22) H23a24l25s26 (space27) b28e29i30l31 (space32) H33i34g35h36-37F38i39v40e41 (space42) m43i44t45 (space46) C47h48u49c50k51 (space52) N53o54r55r56i57s58s59. That's 59 characters, okay under 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars, something like "Wenn selbst Giraffen extra Hälse brauchen, um mit Chuck zu high-five!" Count: let's count: "Wenn selbst Giraffen extra Hälse brauchen, um mit Chuck zu high-five!" characters: W1e2n3 (space4) s5e6l7b8 (space9) G10i11r12a13f14f15e16n17 (space18) e19x20t21r22a23 (space24) H25ä26l27s28e29 (space30) b31r32a33c34h35e36n36? Actually need to recount precisely but likely under 80. Let's keep it shorter: "Giraffen brauchen extra Hals, um mit Chuck zu high-five!" That's about 45 characters. Image prompt: Must be English, describing scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris reaching up to high-five a giraffe that has grown an extra neck to return the gesture. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] replaced with the specific scene: "Chuck Norris reaching up to high-five a giraffe that has grown an extra neck to return the gesture". So the prompt should contain that phrase. Meta title: max 60 chars, SEO title: "Chuck Norris und die giraffe mit extra Hals – Witz". Count