We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? Probably yes. The image_prompt must be English. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be classic, funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid repeats, clichés, etc. Must be unique. We need to create a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's a classic but maybe too common. Need unique. Maybe something about his beard, or his ability to make the sun rise. Must be unique. We need to ensure no similar formulations to existing jokes. Avoid typical "Chuck Norris can kill a horse with a single glance" etc. Let's craft something like: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, but the cat now runs the CIA." That's maybe not typical. Must start with Chuck Norris. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a calculator to count to infinity, and the calculator committed suicide." That's a bit typical but maybe okay. Need unique. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to write a haiku about his own beard, and the haiku turned into a tornado." That's unique. But must be a joke, maybe a one-liner: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new timezone." That's typical but maybe okay. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of something: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a computer to play hide-and-seek, and now the computer always hides in the source code." That's unique. But must be typical Chuck Norris genre: exaggeration of superhuman abilities, often about counting, math, physics, etc. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can divide the universe into two categories: things he can roundhouse kick and things that already exist." That's a known joke but maybe too common. We need unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a GPS to find the center of the Earth, and the GPS gave up and started a yoga class." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris". Eg: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a GPS to find the center of the Earth, and the GPS gave up and started a yoga class." Now we need to fill fields. joke_text: the full joke text. headline: short headline max 80 characters. meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene from the joke. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. All in JSON, no markdown code blocks. We must ensure each field respects length constraints. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a GPS to find the center of the Earth, and the GPS gave up and started a yoga class." That's a full joke. headline: maybe "GPS kapituliert vor Chuck Norris". That's German, length? Count characters: "GPS kapituliert vor Chuck Norris" = 27 characters, okay. meme_caption: maybe "Wenn selbst die Wegweiser Yoga machen". That's 30 characters. image_prompt: Must be English, describing specific scene from the joke. So: "Chuck Norris standing confidently in front of a glowing GPS device that is now doing a yoga pose, with an American flag backdrop, dramatic cinematic lighting, hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest." But must be exactly: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene: "GPS device performing a yoga pose". So we can write: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, holding a GPS device that is now in a yoga pose, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions." But the instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to produce that English prompt, including the specific scene. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, holding a GPS device that is now in a yoga pose, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions." That's fine. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris vs GPS: Yoga-Krise". Count characters: "Chuck Norris vs GPS: Yoga-Krise" = 27 characters, okay. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris versucht, mit einem GPS den Erdmittelpunkt zu finden – das Gerät gibt auf und macht Yoga. Ein klassischer, witziger Chuck-Norris-Moment." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris versucht, mit einem GPS den Erdmittelpunkt zu finden – das Gerät gibt auf und macht Yoga. Ein klassischer, witziger Chuck-Norris-Moment." That's maybe ~130 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. We must output JSON only, no markdown. Check constraints: No repeats, unique. This joke seems unique. Make sure no unflätig, no political, no real suffering. All good. Now produce JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris once tried to use a GPS to find the center of the Earth, and the GPS gave up and