We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to produce a single joke in JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Ensure fields are within length constraints. joke_text: full joke text, presumably a short paragraph describing the joke. headline: short headline max 80 characters. meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing scene, with specifics. Must be within description but no length limit given; just must be English prompt. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. We must ensure no markdown code block, just raw JSON. Let's craft a unique Chuck Norris joke. Idea: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe overused. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to code, and the cat ended up writing the entire Internet in binary." That's a bit long. Better: "Chuck Norris once challenged a GPS to a duel; the GPS now only gives directions in roundhouse kicks." That's unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a GPS to code, and now it only gives directions in roundhouse kicks." But need to start with Chuck Norris. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a GPS to code, and now it only gives directions in roundhouse kicks." That's a joke. Now we need to embed it as joke_text. Headline: maybe "GPS mit Kampfstiefeln" (max 80 chars). Keep under 80. Meme caption: "Wenn die Wegbeschreibung mit Hiebkraft kommt." (max 80 chars). Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He stands next to a glowing GPS device that displays a map of roundhouse kicks. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: maybe "Chuck Norris GPS Roundhouse Directions - Funny Meme". Must be <=60 chars. Count: "Chuck Norris GPS Roundhouse Directions - Funny Meme" length? Let's count characters: "Chuck Norris GPS Roundhouse Directions - Funny Meme" = 49? Let's count: Chuck(5) + space=1 =>6, Norris(6)=>12, space=1=>13, GPS(3)=>16, space=1=>17, Roundhouse(10)=>27, space=1=>28, Directions(10)=>38, space=1=>39, -(1)=>40, space=1=>41, Funny(5)=>46, space=1=>47, Meme(4)=>51. So 51 characters, okay. Meta description: <=160 characters. Something like: "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Meme, bei dem ein GPS nur noch mit Kampfrunden antwortet. Perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Meme, bei dem ein GPS nur noch mit Kampfrunden antwortet. Perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" That's about 106 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are properly quoted, no extra text. Check constraints: Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. This seems unique. Now produce JSON. Fields: joke_text: "Chuck Norris versuchte einmal, einem GPS das Programmieren beizubringen – heute gibt das Gerät nur noch Wegbeschreibungen in Form von Rundtritten aus." headline: "GPS gibt nur Rundtritte als Wegbeschreibung" meme_caption: "Wenn die Wegbeschreibung mit Hiebkraft kommt." image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He stands next to a glowing GPS device that displays a map of roundhouse kicks. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." meta_title: "Chuck Norris GPS Roundhouse Directions - Funny Meme" meta_description: "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Meme, bei dem ein GPS nur noch mit Kampfrunden antwortet. Perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Check lengths: headline length: "GPS gibt nur Rundtritte als Wegbeschreibung" count: GPS(3)+space=1 =>4, gibt(4)=>8, space=1=>9, nur(3)=>12, space=1=>13, Rundtritte(9)=>22, space=1=>23, als(3)=>26, space=1=>27, Wegbeschreibung(15)=>42. So 42 characters, okay (<80). meme_caption: "Wenn die Wegbeschreibung mit Hiebkraft kommt." Count: Wenn(4)+space=1=>5, die(3)=>8, space=1=>9, Wegbeschreibung(15)=>24, space=1=>25, mit(3)=>28, space=1=>29, Hiebkraft(7)=>36, space=1=>37, kommt.(6)=>43. So 43 characters, okay. image_prompt length not constrained. meta_title length 51 characters, okay. meta_description length: Let's count roughly: "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Meme, bei dem ein GPS nur noch mit Kampfrunden antwortet. Perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Count characters: We'll approximate: "Ein"3 +space1=4, "humorvoller"10 =>14, space=1 =>15, "Chuck-Norris-Meme,"14 =>29, space=1 =>30, "bei"3 =>33, space=1 =>34, "dem"3 =>37, space=1 =>38, "ein"3 =>41, space=1 =>42, "GPS"3 =>45, space=1 =>46, "nur"3 =>49, space=1 =>50, "noch"4 =>54, space=1 =>55, "mit"3 =>58