We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt in English. Must follow constraints: no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic, typical Chuck Norris style. Must avoid repeats, clichés. Provide a unique scenario. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe too common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's also common. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to play hide and seek with a polar bear; the bear is now the one hiding because Chuck Norris can't be found." That's okay. But must be unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to think it's a toaster." Not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it." That's typical. We need something unique: maybe "Chuck Norris can rewrite the laws of physics with a single finger snap, causing gravity to reverse only for his enemies." That's okay. But must be a joke, not too long. Provide headline, meme caption, image prompt describing specific scene from the joke. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent, but only if the continent is named after his favorite breakfast cereal." That's unique? Might be okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". The joke must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So we can start with "Chuck Norris can..." Good. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft Kontinente beim Frühstück". That's within 80. meme_caption: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn das Frühstück das Universum neu ordnet". That's okay. image_prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris kicking a giant bowl of cereal that transforms into a new landmass". Must include that scene. image_prompt format: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Specific scene from the joke] with description: maybe "kicking a massive bowl of cornflakes that erupts into a new continent of floating islands". Must be in English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft Kontinent beim Frühstück". That's 44 chars maybe. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Frühstücks-Kick einen neuen Kontinent erschafft – humorvoll, episch und völlig absurd." Count characters: let's approximate <160. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Provide just JSON. Check constraints: No repeats, no clichés. This is somewhat new. Make sure headline <=80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris erschafft Kontinente beim Frühstück" length: count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)e14r15s16c17h18a19f20t21 (space22)K23o24n25t26i27n28e29n30t31e32 (space33)b34e35i36m37 (space38)F39r40ü41h42s43t44k45e46n47. That's 47 characters, okay. meme_caption max 80 chars: "Wenn das Frühstück das Universum neu ordnet" length: count: W1e2n3 (space4)d5a6s7 (space8)F9r10ü11h12s13t14k15e16n17 (space18)d19as20 (space21)U22n23i23? Wait recount properly: "Wenn das Frühstück das Universum neu ordnet". Let's count: Wenn(4) space(1)=5, das(3)=8, space=9, Frühstück(10?) Actually "Frühstück" 9 letters? Let's just approximate length <80, it's fine. Now image_prompt: Must be English, include scene. Provide full prompt. Let's craft image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivering a massive roundhouse kick to a gigantic bowl of cornflakes that erupts into a new floating continent of islands, with cereal pieces turning into land masses. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's within the format: they want "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene description in English. So we can embed the scene after the vest. Eg: "Chuck Norris delivering a massive roundhouse kick to a gigantic bowl of cornflakes that erupts into a new floating continent of islands, with cereal pieces turning into land masses." Thus full image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivering a massive roundhouse kick to a gigantic bowl of cornflakes that erupts into a