We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, etc. image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to produce a single JSON object, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields as described. We need to ensure headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique twist. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to roundhouse kick a black hole, and it apologized for existing." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where the only law is that everyone must speak in rhyme." That's okay. But need to be concise as a joke text. Let's craft something like: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight, and the calendar surrendered, fearing the inevitable date of its own demise." That's unique. But must be funny and typical Chuck Norris. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can hear the sound of a falling tree in a forest that doesn't exist." That's okay. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to do push-ups, and the cat responded by inventing gravity." That's unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". Let's do: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where the only law is that everyone must speak in rhyme." That's a bit long but okay. We need to keep joke_text as a single string, maybe a short sentence. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero and still get a real number, because math fears him." That's classic but maybe not unique enough. Let's think of something more original: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the source code of the universe, fixing all bugs in one swift motion." That's unique. But must be funny. Let's go with: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the source code of the universe, fixing all bugs in one swift motion." That's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris fixiert den Universumscode mit einem Kick". That's German, within 80 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn der Code bricht, tritt Chuck Norris ein". That's within 80. Image prompt: English, describing scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is performing a powerful roundhouse kick that ripples through a glowing digital grid of code, particles of light representing binary, with a faint outline of a universe code overlay. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to include specific scene from the joke: "rewriting the source code of the universe". So include that. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris fixiert den Universumscode – Ein Klassiker". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris fixiert den Universumscode – Ein Klassiker". That's 53 maybe. Good. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Kick den Quellcode des Universums repariert. Humor pur!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Kick den Quellcode des Universums repariert. Humor pur!" That's maybe ~130. Good. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. All must be strings. Make sure no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris fixiert den Universumscode – Ein Klassiker". Count characters including spaces: Let's count: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)f14i15x16e17r18t19e20t21 (space22)d23e24n25 (space26)U27n28i29v30e31r32s33u34m35s36c37o38d39e40 (space41)–42 (space43)E44i45n46 (space47)K48l49a50s51s52i53k54e55r56. That's 56 characters. Good. - meme_caption max 80 characters. "Wenn der Code bricht, tritt Chuck Norris ein". Count: W1e2n3 (space4)d5e6r7 (space8)C9o10d11e12 (space13)b14r15i16c17h18t19, (space20)t21r22e23i24t25 (space26)C27h28u29c30k31 (space32)N33o34r35r36i37s38 (space39)e40i41n42. That's 42 characters. Good. - meta_title max 60 characters. "Chuck Norris fixiert den Universumscode – Ein Klassiker" is 56, okay. - meta_description max 160 characters. Let's count: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Kick den Quellcode des Universums repariert. Humor pur!" Count characters: Let's approximate: It's likely under 160. Let's count precisely: E1 n2 t3 d4 e5 c6 k7 e8 (space9) d10 e11 n12 (space13) l14 e15 g16 e17 n18 d19 ä20 r21 e22 n23