We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not a known joke. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be creative. Provide JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Ensure fields lengths constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. Provide image_prompt in English describing scene. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? Actually they want "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to embed the specific scene from the joke inside the prompt. Must be English. Provide that as a string. We need to craft a unique Chuck Norris joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's known. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to play a game of hide and seek with the sun; the sun now hides every night because it can't handle his stare." That's unique. Or something about his beard. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a duel; the calendar surrendered and now every month ends on a Friday." That's unique-ish. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a round square." That's known. Need unique. Let's think of something original: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch; the cat now fetches the universe." Might be okay. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to write a zero with his finger; the number disappeared out of fear." That's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowflake to do push-ups; now every winter the snowflakes are all ripped." Hmm. We need a clear punchline. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to count to infinity; the numbers started to fear for their safety and stopped at 42." That's known? Not exactly. Let's craft a fresh one: "Chuck Norris once tried to play chess with a black hole; the black hole resigned after realizing it couldn't handle his moves." That's unique. Make sure it's funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris style. Let's produce: Joke_text: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a black hole to play chess. After the first move, the black hole surrendered, declaring that even its gravity couldn't resist his unstoppable strategy." But need to keep it concise? Not too long. It's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris vs. Black Hole: Schach-Match endet in Kapitulation". That's German, length? Count characters: "Chuck Norris vs. Black Hole: Schach-Match endet in Kapitulation" length approx 61? Let's count: Chuck(5) space1 Norris(6) space2 vs.(3) space3 Black(5) space6 Hole:(5) space7 Schach-Match(11) space12 endet(6) space13 in(2) space14 Kapitulation(12) total approx 5+1+6+1+3+1+5+1+5+1+11+1+6+1+2+1+12 = maybe 55. So okay. Meme caption max 80 chars: Something like "Wenn der Black Hole die Schachregeln nicht versteht". That's 44 characters. Image_prompt: Must be English, describing scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris sitting across a massive chessboard inside a dark void, a swirling black hole hovering as his opponent, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? Actually they said "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" inside the prompt. So we need to embed that phrase? The instruction: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke. That scene is "Chuck Norris sits across a massive chessboard inside a dark void, a swirling black hole hovering as his opponent". So we can put that phrase there. So final prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris sits across a massive chessboard inside a dark void, a swirling black hole hovering as his opponent. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta_title max 60 chars: Something like "Chuck Norris vs Black Hole Chess Match - Epic Meme". Count characters: "Chuck Norris vs Black Hole Chess Match - Epic Meme" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space1 Norris(6) space2 vs(2) space3 Black(5) space4 Hole(4) space5 Chess(5) space6 Match(5) space7 - (1) space8 Epic(4) space9 Meme(4) total approx 5+1+6+1+2+1+5+1+4+1+5+1+5+1+1+1+4+1+4 = maybe 48. So okay. Meta_description max 160 chars: Something like "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Meme, bei dem er einen Black Hole im Schach besiegt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Meme, bei dem er einen Black Hole im Schach besiegt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 95 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Provide JSON only, no markdown. Ensure proper escaping of quotes? JSON strings need to