We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid repetition, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Provide meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. We need to ensure JSON format, no extra text. Provide fields exactly as requested. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's common. Need unique twist. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole, but he uses it to deliver pizza." Something unique. Make sure it starts with "Chuck Norris". Provide headline max 80 chars. Meme caption max 80 chars. Image prompt: English description of scene, include specifics. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title and description within limits. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen Black Hole erzeugen, aber er benutzt ihn nur, um die letzte Pizza in seinem Kühlschrank zu erwärmen." But need to be unique and not repeat typical jokes. Maybe something about "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that splits the universe, but he uses it to split a log for firewood." Let's think. We need to ensure it's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt die Schwerkraft umkehren, sodass er auf dem Mond tanzen kann, ohne zu schweben." But need to be funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen Kuchen backen, ohne dass jemand Mehl braucht – er wirft einfach den Teig in die Luft und er bäckt sich selbst." Better: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen Kühlschrank öffnen, ohne ihn zu berühren – er schaut nur darauf und das Eis schmilzt." Let's craft a more classic style: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt die Zeit anhalten, aber er macht es nur, um den letzten Bissen Pizza zu genießen." But need uniqueness. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen Regenbogen in ein Schwert verwandeln und damit den Himmel beschriften: 'Ich habe gerade einen Witz gemacht'." That's unique. Let's produce: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen Regenbogen in ein Schwert verwandeln und damit den Himmel beschriften: 'Ich habe gerade einen Witz gemacht'." That's funny, unique. Now headline: max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris verwandelt Regenbogen in ein Schwert und beschriftet den Himmel". Count characters: let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris verwandelt Regenbogen in ein Schwert und beschriftet den Himmel" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) + space=1 =>6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, verwandelt(9)=22, space=23, Regenbogen(10)=33, space=34, in(2)=36, space=37, ein(3)=40, space=41, Schwert(6)=47, space=48, und(3)=51, space=52, beschriftet(10)=62, space=63, den(3)=66, space=67, Himmel(6)=73. So 73 chars, within 80. Good. meme_caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris den Himmel neu beschreibt". Count: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Himmel neu beschreibt" length? Wenn(4)+space=5, Chuck(5)=10, space=11, Norris(6)=17, space=18, den(3)=21, space=22, Himmel(6)=28, space=29, neu(3)=32, space=33, beschreibt(10)=43. So 43 chars, fine. image_prompt: English description of scene, include specifics. Must be: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Specific scene from the joke] with the scene: maybe "Chuck Norris stands in front of a swirling rainbow that has transformed into a glowing sword, with the sky behind him displaying the words 'Ich habe gerade einen Witz gemacht'". But we cannot include text in image prompt? It says no text, no captions. So we should not include text. So we can describe the scene: "a swirling rainbow turned into a glowing sword, with a faint inscription of a joke in the sky, but we must avoid text. Maybe just describe the rainbow sword and the sky with a subtle glow." Let's craft: "a swirling rainbow transformed into a glowing sword, hovering above a stylized sky with subtle light patterns". That is fine. Full image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. A swirling rainbow transformed into a glowing sword, hovering above a stylized sky with subtle light patterns. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris verwandelt Regenbogen in Schwert – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris verwandelt Regenbogen in Schwert – Witz". Let's count: Chuck(5)+space=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, verwandelt(9)=22, space=23, Regenbogen(10)=33, space=34, in(2)=36, space=37, Schwert(6)=43, space=44, –(1?) Actually dash counts as char, but we can avoid dash. Let's just use "Chuck Norris verwandelt Regenbogen in Schwert". Count: Chuck(5)+space=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, verwandelt(9)=22, space=23, Regenbogen(10)=33, space=34, in(2)=36, space=37, Schwert(6)=43. So 43 chars, within 60. Good. meta_description