We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description likely also German but SEO could be English; but they didn't specify language. Probably German is fine. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic style. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide specific scene from joke. Must avoid repeats, cliches, etc. Provide unique scenario. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is common; we need something unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent". Or "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, and the cat now runs the CIA". Something unique. Let's think: Classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve impossible feats, exaggerations, "When Chuck Norris does X, Y happens". Must start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a joke_text that is a full sentence or short paragraph. Example: "Chuck Norris once tried to play a game of hide and seek with the entire United Nations, and the UN ended up hiding from him." That's a bit generic. Better: "Chuck Norris once challenged a mountain to a push‑up contest; after the first rep the mountain moved to a new location to avoid embarrassment." Might be okay. But must be unique, not similar to existing jokes. Avoid typical "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door". Let's craft something about "Chuck Norris can make a coffee so strong that it powers a city for a week". Or "Chuck Norris can read the entire Wikipedia page of a language just by blinking". Let's think of something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a goldfish to do the Macarena; the fish now leads a synchronized swimming team of sharks." That's whimsical. But must be typical Chuck Norris genre: exaggeration, impossible feats, mixing with martial arts, etc. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once entered a karaoke contest and sang the entire alphabet; the letters rearranged themselves into a new language that only he can speak." That's unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text could be: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a goldfish to do the Macarena; the fish now leads a synchronized swimming team of sharks." That starts with Chuck Norris? It starts with "Chuck Norris once tried..." Yes. But we need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. It's okay. Now we need headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Der unbeatable Roundhouse Karaoke". Keep under 80. Meme caption: max 80 characters, maybe "Wenn der Fisch die Tanzfläche übernimmt". Under 80. Image prompt: English description: hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed specific scene: maybe "the goldfish performing a perfect Macarena while sharks watch". So image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, holding a goldfish that is doing the Macarena surrounded by sharks in a pool, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris Goldfish Macarena Meme – Lustig". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Goldfish Macarena Meme – Lustig" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Goldfish(8)=21, space=22, Macarena(8)=30, space=31, Meme(4)=35, space=36, – (1?) maybe dash counts, but let's keep under 60. Could be "Chuck Norris Goldfish Macarena Meme". That's 33 characters. Add maybe " – Lustig". That's 9 more => 42. So okay. Meta description: max 160 characters. Something like "Ein witziger Chuck‑Norris‑Meme über einen Goldfisch, der die Macarena tanzt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: let's approximate under 160. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code fences. Provide just JSON. Check constraints: No repeats, unique. Provide all fields. Make sure headline max 80 characters. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris lässt Goldfisch die Macarena tanzen". Count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Goldfisch die Macarena tanzen" length? Count: Chuck(5) space=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Goldfisch(9)=28, space=29, die(3)=32, space=33, Macarena(8)=41, space=42, tanzen(6)=48. So 48 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 characters: "Der Goldfisch führt die Sharks im Tanzduell". Count: Der(3) space=4, Goldfisch(9)=13, space=14, führt(5)=19, space=20, die(3)=23, space=24, Sharks(6)=30, space=31, im(2)=33, space=34, Tanzduell(9)=43. So 43 characters, okay. Now image_prompt: Must be English, include scene. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, holding a goldfish performing the Macarena while sharks watch in a pool, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Check length? Not required but fine. Now meta_title: "Chuck Norris Goldfish Macarena Meme". That's 33 characters, okay. Meta_description: "Ein witziger Chuck‑Norris‑Meme über einen Goldfisch, der die Macarena tanzt – perfekt für Memes und L