We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic style. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Ensure no markdown code blocks. Just plain JSON. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to play a game of hide and seek with a hide-and-seek champion, but the champion disappeared because Chuck Norris's stare is lethal." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's typical. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a fresh scenario: Chuck Norris once challenged a GPS to a duel; the GPS now only gives directions to the nearest Chuck Norris museum. Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube while blindfolded, and the cube will rearrange itself to spell his name." That's okay. But must be a joke text, not just a one-liner? It can be a short joke. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi‑Fi signal disappear just by walking into a room." That's typical. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, but the cat fetched a meteorite instead." Hmm. We need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a pancake flip itself into a different dimension, and the next morning the sky is full of syrup." That's creative. But must be typical Chuck Norris genre: exaggeration of superhuman abilities, often with absurd consequences. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that generates a new prime number every time, and mathematicians now worship him as the patron saint of numerology." That's okay but maybe too technical. Simplify: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new prime number, and mathematicians now name primes after him." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So start with "Chuck Norris kann..." but must be German. The joke text should be German. Example: "Chuck Norris kann einen Roundhouse-Kick so stark ausführen, dass daraus eine neue Primzahl entsteht – und Mathematiker nennen sie jetzt alle 'Chuck-Primzahlen'." That's a joke. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's craft something else: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Schachzug zu machen, aber das Schachbrett hat sich selbst in ein Battlefield verwandelt und er gewann automatisch." Hmm. Maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi kauen, ohne dass er jemals klebt – und jedes gekaute Kaugummi wird zu einem neuen Superhelden." That's okay. But we need to be careful about uniqueness. Let's craft a joke that hasn't been used: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by staring at it, and the melted water forms a perfect map of the world showing only places where he has been." That's unique. But must be short enough? Not specified length. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme caption max 80 chars. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Roundhouse-Kick so stark ausführen, dass er einen neuen Kontinent erschafft – und die Bewohner nennen ihn sofort 'Herr der Welt'." That's okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Roundhouse-Kick so stark ausführen, dass er einen neuen Mond erzeugt – und dieser Mond leuchtet nur in seiner Lieblingsfarbe, Rot." That's creative. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Roundhouse-Kick so stark ausführen, dass er einen neuen Planeten erzeugt – und dieser Planet ist ausschließlich mit seinem eigenen Bart bewachsen." That's funny. But maybe too long. Let's keep it concise: "Chuck Norris kann einen Roundhouse-Kick so stark ausführen, dass er einen neuen Planeten erschafft – und der neue Planet ist nur aus seinem Bart gemacht." That's okay. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: the full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique. headline: short headline max 80 chars. meme_caption: image caption max 80 chars. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing hyper-realistic portrait etc., with [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? Actually the instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill that with specific scene from the joke. So we need to embed the scene description in English. For example: "Chuck Norris delivers a devastating roundhouse kick that creates a new planet made of his beard." But we need to keep the placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" meaning we should replace that with the specific scene from the joke. So we need to include that phrase replaced with the scene description in English. Thus image_prompt should be something like: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivering a devastating roundhouse kick that creates a new planet made of his beard. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft neuen Planeten mit Bart – Witz". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris erschafft neuen Planeten mit Bart – Witz". That's 48 characters maybe. Good. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er mit einem Roundhouse-Kick einen neuen Planeten aus seinem Bart erschafft – humorvoll und einzigartig." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er mit einem Roundhouse-Kick einen neuen Planeten aus seinem Bart erschafft – humorvoll und einzigartig." That's about 130 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are