We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be unique. Provide image_prompt in English describing scene, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from joke. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is overused. Need unique. Something like "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent". Or "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard". Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a door so hard that the door becomes a portal to another dimension". Or "Chuck Norris can make a coffee that brews itself while he sleeps". Must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: Joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank so kalt machen, dass sogar Eiswürfel vor Angst schmelzen." That's maybe not classic enough. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Hammer schwingt, der so stark ist, dass er die Zeit zurückdreht, wenn er das Ziel verfehlt." Hmm. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve impossible feats, like "Chuck Norris can kill a horse with a single glance" etc. Let's craft something unique: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann bauen, der dann die globale Erwärmung umkehrt." That might be okay but maybe too climate related? It's not political, but it's about environment. Might be okay but maybe better to avoid real world issues? It's about climate, but not political. Could be okay. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so kauen, dass er daraus ein ganzes Netzwerk von Straßen baut." That's unique. But must be classic Chuck Norris style: "Chuck Norris can make a horse go faster by staring at it." Let's think: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenschirm benutzen, um die Sonne zu stoppen." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Hammer so schwingen, dass er einen neuen Mond erzeugt." That's unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Hammer schwingen, der so stark ist, dass er einen neuen Mond aus dem Meer hebt." That's okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's produce: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Hammer schwingen, der so stark ist, dass er einen neuen Mond aus dem Meer hebt." That's a unique scenario. It's funny, classic. Now headline: max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt den Mond mit einem Hammer entstehen". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt den Mond mit einem Hammer entstehen" length? Count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, den(3)=22, space=23, Mond(4)=27, space=28, mit(3)=31, space=32, einem(5)=37, space=38, Hammer(6)=44, space=45, entsteht(7)=52. So 52 chars, okay. meme_caption max 80 chars: Something like "Wenn der Hammer höher schlägt als der Mond". Count: "Wenn der Hammer höher schlägt als der Mond" length: Wenn(4) space=5, der(3)=8, space=9, Hammer(6)=15, space=16, höher(5)=21, space=22, schlägt(6)=28, space=29, als(3)=32, space=33, der(3)=36, space=37, Mond(4)=41. So 41 chars, okay. image_prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then [Specific scene from the joke]. So we need to embed the specific scene: "Chuck Norris swings a hammer that lifts a new moon from the sea". So image_prompt should describe that scene. Something like: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, swinging a massive hammer that raises a glowing new moon from the ocean, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English, no extra text. Should be within reasonable length. meta_title max 60 chars: Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Mond mit Hammer entstehen". Count: Chuck(5) space=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Mond(4)=23, space=24, mit(3)=27, space=28, Hammer(6)=34, space=35, entsteht(7)=42. So 42 chars, okay. meta_description max 160 chars: Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz: Er schwingt einen Hammer, der einen neuen Mond aus dem Meer hebt – absurd, episch und humorvoll." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz: Er schwingt einen Hammer, der einen neuen Mond aus dem Meer hebt – absurd, episch und humorvoll." Let's count: Ein(3) space=4, klassischer(10)=14, space=15, Chuck(5)=20, space=21, Norris(6)=27, space=28, Witz:(5 inc colon?) Actually "Witz:" is 5 inc colon? Let's just approximate length maybe under 160. Let's count precisely: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz: Er schwingt einen Hammer, der einen neuen Mond aus dem Meer hebt – absurd, episch und humorvoll." Count characters including spaces: E(1)i2n3 space4 k5l6a7s8s9i10c11h12e13r14 space15 C16h17u18c19k20 space21 N22o2