We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Constraints: joke must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. No profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be in German. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description for image generation with specifics, include scene from joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? Actually they said: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to fill that placeholder with a specific scene from the joke. Provide English prompt. Meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. We must not use markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, indem er die Server mit einem einzigen Nodding-Head-Command zum Schweigen bringt." Hmm need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent, den er später 'Norrisland' nannte." That's unique. But must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Could start: "Chuck Norris ..." Good. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent, den er später 'Norrisland' nannte, und er ließ ihn von einem Vulkan aus sprießen, während die Erde vor Ehrfurcht erstarrte." But need to be concise but still funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent, den er 'Norrisland' nannte – und die Erde bat um Autogramme." Let's keep it shorter. Joke_text: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent, den er 'Norrisland' nannte – die Erde bat um Autogramme." That's okay. Now headline: max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft einen Kontinent aus Kaugummi". That's 44 chars. Meme_caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris Kaugummi kaust, entsteht ein neuer Kontinent". That's 61 chars. Image_prompt: Must be English, include scene from joke: "Chuck Norris chews a bubble gum that erupts into a new continent called 'Norrisland', with the Earth asking for autographs". But need to embed within the description after the base description. The format: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with something like "Chuck Norris chews a bubble gum that erupts into a new continent called 'Norrisland', while the Earth begs for autographs". Must be in English. Thus: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris chews a bubble gum that erupts into a new continent called 'Norrisland', while the Earth begs for autographs. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft Kontinent aus Kaugummi – Witz". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris erschafft Kontinent aus Kaugummi – Witz" length? Count: Chuck(5) + space=1 =>6, Norris(6)=>12, space=1=>13, erschafft(7)=>20, space=1=>21, Kontinent(9)=>30, space=1=>31, aus(3)=>34, space=1=>35, Kaugummi(8)=>43, space=1=>44, –(1?) Actually dash with spaces? We'll count characters including spaces. Let's just make shorter: "Chuck Norris erschafft Kontinent aus Kaugummi". That's 44 chars maybe. Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris erschafft Kontinent aus Kaugummi" characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 e14 r15 s16 c17 h18 f19 t20 space21 K22 o23 n24 t25 i26 n27 e28 n29 t30 space31 a32 u33 s34 space35 K36 a37 u38 g39 u40 m41 m42 i43. So 43 characters. Good under 60. Meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, ironischer Witz über Chuck Norris, der aus einem Kaugummi einen ganzen Kontinent macht – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, ironischer Witz über Chuck Norris, der aus einem Kaugummi einen ganzen Kontinent macht – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's maybe ~130 chars. Should be okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. We must output JSON without markdown code fences. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent, den er \"Norrisland\" nannte – die Erde bat um Autogramme.", "headline": "Chuck Norris erschafft einen Kontinent aus Kaugummi", "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris Kaugummi kaust, entsteht ein neuer Kontinent – die Erde fragt nach Autogrammen", "image_p