We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta fields likely also German? They didn't specify language for meta fields, but likely also German. Must be unique, no repeats. Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke in German, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke: e.g., "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen." But need something more creative. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der dann die globale Erwärmung umkehrte." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann erschaffen, der dann die globale Erwärmung umkehrt." That's okay. But need to be a full joke text. Let's craft something like: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass selbst die Sonne einen Schauder bekam und sich in ein Eisbad tauchte." That's a bit weird. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, der dann die Zeitreise erfand, weil er zu lange im Mund blieb." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Mathetest bestanden, indem er die Antworten mit einem einzigen Blick aus dem Papier schrieb und die Erde ein bisschen schneller drehte, um die Uhrzeit zu korrigieren." But need to be concise but still a joke. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundkick die Schwerkraft neu definieren." That's typical. But we need uniqueness. Maybe combine with something like "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi so stark gekaut, dass er eine neue Dimension erschuf, in der alle Matheaufgaben leicht zu lösen sind." Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, der so stark war, dass er die Schwerkraft umkehrte und plötzlich alle Menschen in die Luft schoss – und er fing sie wieder ein, weil er Langeweile hatte." But must be a single sentence? Not required but okay. We need to ensure it's unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's produce something like: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der so stark war, dass er die globale Erwärmung umkehrte und die Polarlichter zum Tanzen brachte." That's okay. Now we need to fill fields: - joke_text: the full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique. - headline: short headline max 80 characters. - meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing specific scene from the joke, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke. So we need to embed the scene description in English. For example: "Chuck Norris lifts a mountain with one hand while the sun sets behind him". But must be in English. We need to keep the rest of the prompt as given, but replace placeholder with actual scene description. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. All must be within limits. We must output JSON only, no markdown code fences. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, der so stark war, dass er die Schwerkraft umkehrte und plötzlich alle Menschen in die Luft schoss – und er fing sie wieder ein, weil er Langeweile hatte." Check length? Not required but okay. headline: maybe "Chuck Norris und der umkehrende Kaugummi" Count characters: "Chuck Norris und der umkehrende Kaugummi" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) + space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, und(3)=16, space=17, der(3)=20, space=21, umkehrende(10)=31, space=32, Kaugummi(8)=40. So 40 characters, within 80. meme_caption: maybe "Wenn der Kaugummi die Schwerkraft knackt!" Count: "Wenn der Kaugummi die Schwerkraft knackt!" length? Let's count: Wenn(4) + space=5, der(3)=8, space=9, Kaugummi(8)=17, space=18, die(3)=21, space=22, Schwerkraft(11)=33, space=34, knackt!(7)=41. So 41 characters, okay. image_prompt: Must be English, include scene from joke. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris chews a massive pink bubblegum that lifts a massive mountain into the sky while people float around, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." But need to replace placeholder with specific scene. The placeholder is [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]; we need to put the scene description there. So we can write: "Chuck Norris chews a massive pink bubblegum that lifts a massive mountain into the sky while people float around". That is the scene. Thus image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris chews a massive pink bubblegum that lifts a massive mountain into the sky while people float around. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Check length? Not required but okay. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris Kaugummi Schwerkraft umgekehrt - Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Kaugummi Schwerkraft