We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. No markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, clichés, etc. Provide unique content. We need to ensure fields lengths: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to craft a joke that is unique. Let's think of a Chuck Norris joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common. Need something unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new prime number." Or "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." Let's craft a witty one: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris" directly. Joke_text: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it, turning winter into summer in a single blink." That's okay. But need to be unique, not repeating known jokes. Let's craft something about his beard: "Chuck Norris can grow a beard so thick that it becomes its own ecosystem, housing miniature mountains and rivers." That's unique. But must be funny and typical. Let's combine: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple roundhouse kick into a black hole that swallows all the world's Wi‑Fi signals, leaving only silence." That's unique. Let's decide: Joke_text: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple roundhouse kick into a black hole that swallows all the world's Wi‑Fi signals, leaving only silence." That starts with Chuck Norris. It's unique. Now headline: max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt das Internet im Dunkeln zurück". That's 44 characters maybe. Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt das Internet im Dunkeln zurück" length: count characters including spaces: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 (space13) l14 ä15 s16 t17 (space18) d19 a20 s21 (space22) I23 n24 t25 e26 r27 n28 e29 t30 (space31) i32 m33 (space34) D35 u36 n37 k38 e39 l40 n41 (space42) r43 ü44 c45 k46 e47 l48. That's 48 characters, okay. Meme_caption max 80 characters: Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, wird das WLAN zum Opfer". Count: length? Let's count: "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, wird das WLAN zum Opfer". Characters: W1 e2 n3 (space4) C5 h6 u7 c8 k9 (space10) N11 o12 r13 r14 i15 s16 (space17) k18 i19 c20 k21 t22 ,23 (space24) w25 i26 e27 d28 (space29) d30 a31 s32 (space33) W34 L35 A36 N37 (space38) z39 u40 m41 (space42) O43 p44 f45 e46 r47. That's 47 characters, okay. Image_prompt: English prompt for image generation: Must describe scene from joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed specific scene: "a black hole swirling around his foot as he delivers a roundhouse kick that engulfs glowing Wi‑Fi symbols". Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, delivering a roundhouse kick that creates a swirling black hole swallowing glowing Wi‑Fi symbols, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, no text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Keep within typical length but not too long. It's okay. Meta_title max 60 characters: Something like "Chuck Norris vs. das WLAN – Der ultimative Witz". Count characters: Let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 (space13) v14 s15 (space16) d17 a18 s19 (space20) W21 L22 A23 N24 (space25) – (space26) D27 e28 r29 (space30) u31 l32 t33 i34 m35 a36 t37 e38 (space39) W40 i41 z42 (space43) t44. That's 44 characters maybe. Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris vs. das WLAN – Der ultimative Witz". Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 (space13) v14 s15 (space16) (space? Actually there is a space after vs.) Let's write exactly: "Chuck Norris vs. das WLAN – Der ultimative Witz". Let's count characters including spaces and punctuation. I'll count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 (space13) v14 s15 (space16) .? Actually there is a period? No, it's "vs." includes a period. So after "vs" there is a period. So characters: v16 s17 .18 (space19) d20 a21 s22 (space23) W24 L25 A26 N27 (space28) (space