We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative and surprising. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. We need to produce a single JSON object (no markdown code block). Provide fields. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's a classic but maybe too common. Need unique twist. Maybe something about his beard, his ability to make the sun rise, etc. Must be unique. We need to include headline (max 80 chars), meme_caption (max 80 chars), image_prompt (English description for image generation). Must include specifics: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" placeholder? Actually we need to fill with specific scene from the joke. So we need to embed that scene description in the prompt. Must be English. Must not include text or captions. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. Meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. We must ensure JSON fields are properly quoted and no extra text. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's maybe too generic. Maybe something about his beard being so powerful that it can hold up the sky. Or "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while riding a unicycle on the moon." That might be too long. We need a unique twist: maybe "Chuck Norris can make a cup of coffee brew itself by just looking at it." That's typical but maybe okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. Let's think of something fresh: "Chuck Norris can write a bestselling novel using only the power of his beard." Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear by winking." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple handshake into a legally binding treaty that lasts forever." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris". Eg: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear by winking, and the next day the world enjoys a perfect summer." That's maybe too long. Let's craft a concise joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear by winking, and the next day the world enjoys a perfect summer." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of something about his beard: "Chuck Norris can braid his beard into a rope strong enough to pull a truck across the Grand Canyon." That's unique. But we need to keep it short enough for a joke. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris can braid his beard into a rope strong enough to pull a truck across the Grand Canyon." That's a classic style. But maybe we can add a twist: "Chuck Norris can braid his beard into a rope strong enough to pull a truck across the Grand Canyon, and the truck will thank him for the ride." That adds humor. But must be unique. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris can braid his beard into a rope strong enough to pull a truck across the Grand Canyon, and the truck will politely ask for a ride back." That's funny. But we need to ensure it's not a known joke. I think it's okay. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: the full joke text. headline: short headline max 80 chars. Something like "Beard Power: The Grand Canyon Pull". That's under 80. meme_caption: short caption max 80 chars. Something like "When your beard can haul a truck, why not?" That's under 80. image_prompt: English prompt describing the scene from the joke. Must include the base description plus specific scene. So we need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris, with his reddish-brown hair and thick reddish beard, stands in front of the Grand Canyon, gripping a rope made of his beard that is attached to a massive truck." But we need to keep it as a prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with a description of the scene: "He is pulling a massive truck across the Grand Canyon with a rope made of his beard, the truck's driver looks amazed." Something like that. Make sure it's English, no extra text. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Beard Pulls Truck Across Grand Canyon". Count characters: let's count: "Chuck Norris Beard Pulls Truck Across Grand Canyon" length: Chuck(5) + space =6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Beard(5)=18, space=19, Pulls(5)=24, space=25, Truck(5)=30, space=31, Across(6)=37, space=38, Grand(5)=43, space=44, Canyon(6)=50. So 50 chars, okay. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Something like "Erlebe den legendären Witz, bei dem Chuck Norris mit seinem Bart einen Truck über die Grand Canyon zieht – episch und humorvoll!" Count characters: let's count roughly: "Erlebe den legendären Witz, bei dem Chuck Norris mit seinem Bart einen Truck über die Grand Canyon zieht – episch und humorvoll!" That's maybe around 120 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. We must output JSON only, no markdown code block. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Wimpernzucken einen Schneesturm zum Verschwinden bringen und am nächsten Tag genießt die Welt einen perfekten Sommer.", "headline": "Wimpernzucken lässt den Sommer kommen", "meme_caption": "Ein Wimpernzucken, das den Sommer zaubert", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of