We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description likely also German? Probably yes. Must be unique, no repeats. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke in German, funny, unique. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide specific scene from joke. Must be within constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. We need to craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil er die Daten schneller verarbeitet als jede Serverfarm." But must be unique, not repeating known jokes. Let's think of a fresh one: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass Eiswürfel darin gefroren sind." That's not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Finger die Uhrzeiger zum Innehalten bringen, wenn er einen Witz erzählt." Hmm. We need to ensure it's unique and not a known variant. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der so stark war, dass er die globale Erwärmung um 3 Grad senkte." Might be okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris". The joke_text should be a full sentence starting with "Chuck Norris". Eg: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick die Zeit zurückspulen, wenn er einen schlechten Witz erzählt." That's unique. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Wimpernzucken einen Kühlschrank so kalt machen, dass selbst der Frost in der Antarktis einen Urlaub macht." That's funny. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der ultimative Frost-Witz von Chuck Norris". That's under 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris lacht, friert die ganze Welt ein". Under 80. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He stands in a frozen landscape, holding a cracked ice block that glows blue, with a tiny snowman shivering beside him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] replaced with actual scene: "holding a cracked ice block that glows blue, with a tiny snowman shivering beside him". That's specific. Meta title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Frost-Witz: Der kalteste Witz der Welt". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Frost-Witz: Der kalteste Witz der Welt" length? Count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Frost-Witz:(10?) Actually "Frost-Witz:" is 9 inc colon? Let's count precisely: "Frost-Witz:" = 9 (F1 r2 o3 s4 t5 -6 W7 i8 t9 z10 ? Actually colon counts as char). Let's just approximate under 60. It's likely under 60. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt die Temperaturen sinken, wenn er einen Witz über Kälte erzählt – ein eisiger Klassiker für Fans der Legende." Count characters: let's approximate under 160. Now ensure JSON fields exactly as requested. Provide no extra text. Must be valid JSON. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris lässt die Temperaturen sinken, wenn er einen Witz über Kälte erzählt – selbst der Frost in der Antarktis macht Urlaub." But must start with "Chuck Norris". It does. It's unique. Check length? Not required but fine. headline: "Der ultimative Frost-Witz von Chuck Norris" Count characters: Let's count: "Der ultimative Frost-Witz von Chuck Norris" length: D1 e2 r3 space4 u5 l6 t7 i8 m9 a10 t11 i12 v13 e14 space15 F16 r17 o18 s19 t20 -21 W22 i23 t24 z25 space26 v27 o28 n29 space30 C31 h32 u33 c34 k35 space36 N37 o38 r39 r40 i41 s42. That's 42 characters, under 80. meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris lacht, friert die ganze Welt ein" Count: let's count: "Wenn Chuck Norris lacht, friert die ganze Welt ein" length: W1 e2 n3 n4 space5 C6 h7 u8 c9 k10 space11 N12 o13 r14 r15 i16 s17 space18 l19 a20 c21 h22 t23 ,24 space25 f26 r27 i28 e29 r30 t31 space32 d33 i34 e35 space36 g37 a38 n39 z40 e41 space42 W43 e44 l45 t46 space47 e48 i49 n50. That's 50 characters, under 80. image_prompt: Must be English, describing scene. Provide as one string. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He stands in a frozen landscape holding a cracked ice block that glows blue, with a tiny shivering snowman beside him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Check length? Not required but fine. meta_title: "Chuck Norris Frost-Witz: Der kalteste Witz der Welt" Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Frost-Witz: Der kalteste Witz der Welt". Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 F14 r15 o16 s1