We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must be unique. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Provide JSON only, no markdown code blocks. We need to craft a joke. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often have hyperbolic statements: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." Or "When Chuck Norris does a push-up, the floor says 'thank you'." Or "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." Or "Chuck Norris can make a horse blink twice." Must be unique. Let's craft something: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." Or "Chuck Norris can hear the sound of silence and make it louder." Let's think of something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving and still land on his feet." That's maybe too long. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it." Or "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi-Fi signal into a laser beam." Hmm. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". So maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a horse blink twice and then teach it to do the Macarena." That's a classic variant but maybe not unique. Let's think of something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can write a bestselling novel using only his tears as ink, and the book becomes a bestseller before it's even finished." That's unique. But must be typical Chuck Norris genre: hyperbolic, absurd. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that not only breaks the sound barrier but also rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to take a coffee break." That's maybe too long. We need to keep joke_text as a single string, presumably the full joke. It can be a sentence or short paragraph. Let's produce a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by staring at it, and then use the resulting water to power a city for a week." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of something else: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'hello' into a full-blown epic battle cry that makes the entire internet tremble." That's okay. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where everyone speaks in rhymes." That's unique. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where everyone speaks in rhymes, and the universe applauds with a standing ovation." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to keep it concise enough for JSON. Let's craft a concise joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where everyone speaks in rhymes." That's good. Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like "Der ultimative Roundhouse-Rhythmus". That's 27 chars. Meme caption (max 80 chars): "Wenn der Roundhouse-Kick die Welt in Reime verwandelt". That's 48 chars. Image prompt: Must be English, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. So we need to embed the specific scene: "Chuck Norris delivers a roundhouse kick that opens a portal of rhyming speech". So the image prompt should include that scene. Must be: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with something like "Chuck Norris delivers a roundhouse kick that opens a portal of rhyming speech". So full prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivers a roundhouse kick that opens a portal of rhyming speech. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title max 60 chars: Something like "Chuck Norris Roundhouse-Rhythmus: Neues Reim-Dimension". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Roundhouse-Rhythmus: Neues Reim-Dimension" length? Count: Chuck(5) + space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Roundhouse-Rhythmus:(??) Actually "Roundhouse-Rhythmus:" is 16 inc colon? Let's just approximate. Might be okay under 60. Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris Roundhouse-Rhythmus: Neues Reim-Dimension". Characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 r9 w10 i11 s12 (space13) R14 o15 u16 n17 d18 h19 o20 u21 s22 e23 -24 R25 h26 y27 t28 h29 m30 u31 s32 :33 (space34) N35 e36 u37 e38 s39 (space40) R41 e42 i43 m44 -45 D46 i47 m48 e49 n50 s51 i52 o53 n54. That's 54 characters, okay. Meta description max 160 chars: Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Roundhouse-Kick, der eine neue Reim-Dimension öffnet – absurd, episch und voller Wortwitz." Let's count roughly: It's under 160. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra text. Provide JSON only. Check constraints: No markdown code blocks. Provide JSON directly. Make sure headline max 80 chars, we have "Der ultimative Roundhouse-Rhythmus" length? Count: Der(