We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from joke. Must not include text or captions in image prompt. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to ensure JSON is valid, no extra text. Provide fields exactly as specified. Let's craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique. Something like "Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse, and it became a unicorn." That's typical. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's also common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by staring at it." Or "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi-Fi signal into a thunderstorm." Let's think. We need to start with "Chuck Norris" in the joke_text. So joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris ..." and be a full sentence describing the joke. Example: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving, and the cube will rearrange itself to thank him." That's maybe too long but okay. But we need to be unique and not repeat existing jokes. Let's craft something like: "Chuck Norris can make a round of applause happen by simply blinking." That's typical but maybe okay. Better: "Chuck Norris can turn a boring meeting into a fireworks display just by tapping his watch." That's unique. Let's produce joke_text: "Chuck Norris can make a boring meeting spontaneously combust just by tapping his watch." That's funny. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Besprechungen brennen". That's 31 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn die Besprechung zu langweilig wird". That's 30 chars. Image prompt: English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene from joke: "tapping his watch causing an explosion of fireworks in a conference room". Must be: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "tapping his watch causing a conference room to erupt in fireworks". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Tapping his watch causing a conference room to erupt in fireworks. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English and includes the specifics. Meta title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Besprechungen brennen". That's 31 chars, okay. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über das Ende langweiliger Meetings – explosiv und humorvoll." Count characters: let's count: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über das Ende langweiliger Meetings – explosiv und humorvoll." That's about 84 characters maybe. Need <=160, okay. But meta description must be SEO description, max 160 characters. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris verwandelt langweilige Besprechungen in ein Feuerwerk – ein humorvoller Klassiker." Count: let's count characters: "Chuck Norris verwandelt langweilige Besprechungen in ein Feuerwerk – ein humorvoller Klassiker." That's about 84 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are exactly as required: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Provide JSON object only, no extra text, no markdown. Check constraints: headline max 80 characters. Our headline "Chuck Norris lässt Besprechungen brennen" length: count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16s17t18 (space19)B20e21s22p23r24e25c26h27u28n9? Actually let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris lässt Besprechungen brennen". Let's count: "Chuck"5, space6, "Norris"12, space13, "lässt"17 (l14 ä15 s16 t17), space18, "Besprechungen"29? Let's count: B1 e2 s3 p4 r5 e6 c7 h8 u9 n10 g11 e12 n13 = 13 letters, so after space it's 13 characters, total 18+13=31, space32, "brennen"6 letters => 38. So total 38 characters, well under 80. Meme caption max 80 characters: "Wenn die Besprechung zu langweilig wird". Count: "Wenn"4, space5, "die"8, space9, "Besprechung"20? Actually "Besprechung" 11 letters, so 9+11=20, space21, "zu"23, space24, "langweilig"32, space33, "wird"37. So 37 characters, okay. Image prompt must be English, includes scene. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Tapping his watch causing a conference room to erupt in fire