We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, not repeating existing ones. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, clichés. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from the joke. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions in image prompt. Must be within constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a unique joke. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common, but we need unique. Maybe something about his beard, or his ability to make the sun rise. Let's craft a new one: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." That's maybe not typical. Or "Chuck Norris can make a round square." That's also common. Need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight, and the calendar surrendered after three days." That's a bit unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a cloud." Not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." That's maybe too generic. We need a unique scenario. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it." Not typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can program a robot to do his laundry using only a stare." Hmm. We need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself just by breathing on it." That's unique. But we need to embed a specific scene for image prompt. The image prompt must describe a specific scene from the joke. So we need to describe a scene: maybe Chuck Norris breathing on a battery causing it to glow, with American flag background. Let's craft the joke: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself just by breathing on it." That's a short joke. It starts with Chuck Norris. It's unique. Now we need headline max 80 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt Batterien durch Atmen wiederbeleben". That's within 80 chars. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris atmet, wird die Energie lebendig". That's within 80. Image prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene: "breathing on a dead battery causing it to glow and light up". Also mention photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, breathing on a dead battery that starts glowing and lighting up, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, no text, no captions." Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Batterien durch Atmen wiederaufladen". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Batterien durch Atmen wiederaufladen" length? Count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Batterien(9)=28, space=29, durch(5)=34, space=35, Atmen(5)=40, space=41, wiederaufladen(13)=54. So 54 chars, okay. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Erfahre den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einfacher Atemzug tote Batterien zum Leben erweckt – ein Klassiker voller Humor und Power." Let's count roughly: "Erfahre den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einfacher Atemzug tote Batterien zum Leben erweckt – ein Klassiker voller Humor und Power." That's about 130 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct, no markdown code block. Provide raw JSON. Check constraints: No repeats, unique. Should be okay. Now produce JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure joke_text is the full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Provide the joke as a string. Let's craft joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann tote Batterien nur durch Atmen wieder zum Leben erwecken." That's a bit longer but okay. Must be unique. Let's phrase: "Chuck Norris kann tote Batterien nur durch Atmen wieder zum Leben erwecken." That's fine. Now headline: "Chuck Norris lässt Batterien durch Atmen wiederbeleben". That's within 80 chars. Meme caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris atmet, erwacht die Energie". That's within 80. Image prompt: as described. Meta title: "Chuck Norris lässt Batterien durch Atmen wiederaufladen". That's 54 chars. Meta description: "Erfahre den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einfacher Atemzug tote Batterien zum Leben erweckt – ein Klassiker voller Humor und Power." That's within 160. Now ensure no markdown code block. Just output JSON. Check length constraints: headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Batterien durch Atmen wiederbeleben". Count: Chuck(5) space=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Batterien(9)=28, space=29, durch(5)=34, space=35, Atmen(5)=40, space=41, wiederbeleben(13)=54. So 54 chars, okay. Meme caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris atmet, erwacht die Energie". Count: Wenn(4) space=5, Chuck(5)=10, space=11, Norris(6)=17, space=18, atmet,(6 inc comma?) Actually "atmet," is 6 inc comma? Let's count characters: a(1) t(