We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, clichés. Must be unique. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Image prompt in English describing scene from joke, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must not include markdown code fences. Just plain JSON. We need to craft a unique Chuck Norris joke. Let's think of a fresh scenario: Chuck Norris counted to infinity... but that's common. Maybe something about his beard being a separate entity, or his watch stops at 12:00 because time fears him. Or he once tried to use a calculator and it gave up. Or he once taught a roundworm to do push-ups. Let's craft something unique: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cactus to do yoga, but the cactus refused because it didn't want to be flexible." That's not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a GPS, but the satellite asked for directions from him." That's okay. But must be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Something like: "Chuck Norris once tried to play hide and seek with a polar bear. The bear hid, but Chuck Norris found him because the bear couldn't handle the cold stare." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to write a haiku about himself, but the pen broke from the weight of his own greatness." That's okay. But we need to embed in JSON fields. The joke_text should be the full joke text, presumably a short story. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a goldfish to do push-ups. After the fish failed, Chuck Norris simply stared at it, and the fish instantly grew a six-pack and started doing sit-ups." That's a bit funny. But maybe too weird. Let's think of a more classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a mirror, but the mirror shattered because it couldn't handle the sheer awesomeness of his reflection." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to existing jokes. Let's craft something about his beard being a separate entity that can act independently. "Chuck Norris's beard once tried to file a tax return on its own, but the IRS sent a notice that only a man who can lift a car with his eyebrows could be audited." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to order a coffee at a zero-gravity café. The barista handed him a cup that floated away, and Chuck Norris simply ordered the entire café to stay grounded." That's okay. But we need to keep it concise and comedic. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a calculator to count his beard hairs. The calculator exploded, because even numbers fear his presence." That's funny. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowflake to do push-ups. The snowflake melted from the effort, and Chuck Norris declared it a 'cold workout'." Might be okay. We need to ensure it's unique. Let's craft a joke about his watch being stopped at 12:00 because time respects him. "Chuck Norris once tried to set his watch to midnight. The watch refused, saying it would only show 12:00 because that's the only time that can handle his presence." That's okay. But we need to embed the scene for image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the scene from the joke. For the joke about the watch, the scene could be "Chuck Norris staring at a stopped watch that reads 12:00, with a dramatic background". Let's incorporate: "Chuck Norris staring at a stopped watch that reads 12:00, the watch glowing ominously". So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris staring at a stopped watch that reads 12:00, the watch glowing ominously. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now we need headline max 80 chars. Something like "Der unbezwingbare Uhrmacher: Chuck Norris und die ewige 12:00". Count characters: Let's count: "Der unbezwingbare Uhrmacher: Chuck Norris und die ewige 12:00". That's 58 characters maybe. Good. Meme caption max 80 chars: Something like "Wenn die Uhr nicht mehr tickt, liegt es an Chuck Norris." Count: "Wenn die Uhr nicht mehr tickt, liegt es an Chuck Norris." That's 57 characters. Meta title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris stoppt die Uhr – 12:00 forever". Count: "Chuck Norris stoppt die Uhr – 12:00 forever" length? Let's count: "Chuck Norris stoppt die Uhr – 12:00 forever" = 42? Actually count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)s14t15o16p17p18t19 (space20)d21i22e23 (space24)U25h26r27r28 – (space?) Actually dash is a character. Let's just keep under 60. Maybe "Chuck Norris und die ewige 12:00". That's 27 characters. Good. Meta description max 160 chars: Something like "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz über einen gestoppten Uhrmacher, der die Zeit selbst bezwingt. Einfach, episch, unverwechselbar." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz über einen gestoppten Uhrmacher, der die Zeit