We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language? The user says "Erstelle einen lustigen, klassischen Chuck Norris Witz auf Deutsch." The JSON fields can be in German? The joke_text should be the full joke text in German. Headline short max 80 chars. Meme caption max 80 chars. image_prompt in English describing scene. meta_title SEO Title max 60 chars. meta_description SEO Description max 160 chars. We must ensure uniqueness, no repeats, no clichés. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be creative, surprising. Must avoid profanity, political, real suffering, etc. We need to produce a single JSON object. Let's craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where the sky is made of cheese." That's too long. We need a short joke text that is funny and classic. Something like: "Chuck Norris can sneeze and cause a hurricane in another country." That's known but maybe okay. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Could be "Chuck Norris can make a coffee so strong that it powers the entire internet for a week." That's okay. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while riding a unicycle across the Sahara." That's maybe too long. We need a concise joke text. Let's do: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by staring at it." That's okay. But must be unique. Let's think of something original: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'Hello World' program into a world‑dominating AI with a single keystroke." That's maybe too techy. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a pancake flip itself into orbit around the moon." That's whimsical. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris can make a paper airplane fly so fast it breaks the sound barrier and writes the next chapter of history." That's long. We need a short, punchy joke. Classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. But we can twist: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero and still get a whole number." That's unique twist. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero and still get a whole number." That's a twist on the classic. Now we need headline max 80 chars. Something like "Der ultimative Null‑Teiler". That's 18 chars. Meme caption max 80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris durch Null teilt, wird das Ergebnis zum Boss." That's maybe 58 chars. Image prompt: Must be English, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "dividing a massive chalkboard with the number 0" or "standing over a chalkboard with the equation 5/0 = ?" Let's describe: "standing over a chalkboard covered with the equation 5 ÷ 0 = ?" Actually we need to reflect the joke: dividing by zero and getting a whole number. So maybe "holding a chalk that writes the result of 5 ÷ 0 = 42 on a blackboard". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris holding a chalk, writing '5 ÷ 0 = 42' on a blackboard, with a confident grin". But we need to keep the description of the portrait: tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene: "writing the impossible division on a chalkboard". Let's produce: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, standing in front of a massive chalkboard where he writes '5 ÷ 0 = 42' with a confident grin, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." But the image prompt must not include any text or captions, but we can describe the scene with the chalkboard equation; that's okay as part of the image. The instruction says "No text, no captions." That likely means the generated image should not have any text overlay; but describing the scene with a chalkboard containing text is okay as part of the image content? Might be okay. But to be safe, we can describe the scene without specifying the exact text? But we need to reflect the joke. Could say "standing next to a chalkboard with the equation '5 ÷ 0 = ?'". That's still text. Might be okay. The instruction says "No text, no captions." Probably they want the image not to have any textual overlay; but describing the scene with a chalkboard that includes numbers is okay as part of the visual. I think it's fine. Now meta_title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris teilt durch Null – der ultimative Witz". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris teilt durch Null – der ultimative Witz". That's 49 characters maybe. Let's count precisely: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)t14e15i16l17t18 (space19)d20u21r22c23h24 (space25)N26u27l28l29 (space30)–31 (space32)d33e34r35 (space36)u37l38t39i40m41a42t43i44v45e46 (space47)W48i49t50z51. That's 51 characters maybe. Let's keep under 60. Meta_description max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck‑Norris‑Witz, bei dem er sogar durch Null teilt und ein ganzzahliges Ergebnis zaubert. Lache jetzt!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den legend