We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Headline <=80 chars, meme_caption <=80 chars. We need to craft a joke. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve absurd exaggerations: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero", "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door", etc. Must be unique. Let's create a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." Something like that. Or "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." But need to start with "Chuck Norris". Let's do: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that splits the atom and creates a new element named Norium." That's unique. But need to be funny and classic. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, and the result is a new universe where he is the only resident." That's classic but maybe not unique. Let's think of something else. We need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to existing jokes. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple coffee break into a supernova that powers the entire internet for a week." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can brew a coffee so strong that it powers a city for a year." That's okay. Let's produce a joke: "Chuck Norris can turn a single snowflake into an avalanche that buries an entire country, just by blinking." That's classic. But need to be unique. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to reverse for exactly 3.14 seconds." That's unique. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris can perform a roundhouse kick so powerful that it rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to reverse for exactly 3.14 seconds." That's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris' Physics‑Defying Roundhouse Kick". That's under 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like "When your kick breaks gravity for a split second". That's under 80. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish‑brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, wearing a black sleeveless vest. He is mid‑kick, the kick creating a visible distortion in the air that reverses gravity, with a glowing 3.14 symbol floating nearby. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's within the prompt format: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to include the specific scene: "His roundhouse kick creates a visible distortion in the air that reverses gravity for a few seconds, with a glowing 3.14 symbol floating nearby." So full image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. His roundhouse kick creates a visible distortion in the air that reverses gravity for a few seconds, with a glowing 3.14 symbol floating nearby. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Physics‑Defying Roundhouse Kick". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Physics‑Defying Roundhouse Kick" length? Count: Chuck(5) + space=1 =>6, Norris(6)=>12, space=1=>13, Physics‑Defying(14?) Actually "Physics‑Defying" is 14 inc hyphen? Let's just approximate. Let's make shorter: "Chuck Norris' Gravity‑Reversing Kick". Count: Chuck(5) space1=6 Norris'(7?) Actually "Norris'" is 6 inc apostrophe? Let's just count: "Chuck Norris' Gravity‑Reversing Kick" length: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 '13 space14 G15 r16 a17 v18 i19 t20 y21 ‑ (hyphen)22 R23 e24 v25 e26 r27 s28 i29 n30 g31 space32 K33 i34 c35 k36. That's 36 characters, okay under 60. Meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über einen Rundtritt, der die Schwerkraft für 3,14 Sekunden umkehrt – absurd, episch und garantiert zum Lachen." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über einen Rundtritt, der die Schwerkraft für 3,14 Sekunden umkehrt – absurd, episch und garantiert zum Lachen." That's maybe ~130 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format exactly as specified, no markdown code block. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure no extra fields. Provide JSON object. Check constraints: headline max 80 chars. Our headline "Chuck Norris' Gravity‑Reversing Kick" length ~36, okay. Meme caption max 80 chars. "When your kick breaks gravity for a split second" length? Count: When(4) space5 your6 space7 kick8 space9 breaks10 space11 gravity12 space13 for14 space15 a16 space17 split18 space19 second20 => about 20 characters, okay. Image prompt is English, okay. Meta title max 60 chars, we have ~36, okay. Meta description max 160 chars, we have maybe ~130, okay. Now produce JSON.