We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? Probably yes. The image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Provide JSON only, no markdown code blocks. We need to ensure headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to craft a unique Chuck Norris joke. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where he is always right." That's maybe too long. We need a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Could be: "Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open and cause a hurricane." That's also known. We need unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." That's unique. But must be funny and typical Chuck Norris genre. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while riding a unicycle on the moon." That's too long. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by staring at it." That's okay. But need to be unique. Let's think of something about his beard, his roundhouse kick, his ability to count to infinity, etc. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'Hello World' program into a virus that rewrites reality." That's techy. But must be in German. So joke_text in German: "Chuck Norris kann einen einfachen 'Hello World' Code so schreiben, dass er die Realität neu schreibt." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rund kick die Schwerkraft umkehren, sodass er auf dem Mond tanzen kann, während er einen Kaffee trinkt." That's maybe too long. We need a concise joke text, but can be longer. The JSON fields: joke_text is the full joke text. headline is a short headline max 80 chars. meme_caption is image caption max 80 chars. image_prompt is English prompt describing a specific scene from the joke. meta_title SEO title max 60 chars. meta_description SEO description max 160 chars. We need to ensure each field respects length constraints. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rund kick die Schwerkraft umkehren, sodass er auf dem Mond tanzen kann, während er einen Kaffee trinkt." Check length? Not required but okay. headline: "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft tanzen" (that's 31 chars). Must be max 80, okay. meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Mond zum Tanz floor macht" (maybe 44 chars). Must be max 80. image_prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Something like: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris performing a roundhouse kick that reverses gravity, causing floating coffee cups and moon dust swirling around him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to keep within prompt length? Not specified but okay. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris dreht die Schwerkraft um – epischer Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris dreht die Schwerkraft um – epischer Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, dreht(5)=18, space=19, die(3)=22, space=23, Schwerkraft(11)=34, space=35, um(2)=37, space=38, –(1?) maybe dash counts, space=39, epischer(8)=47, space=48, Witz(4)=52. So 52 characters, okay under 60. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er die Schwerkraft umkehrt und auf dem Mond tanzt – garantiert zum Lachen!" Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er die Schwerkraft umkehrt und auf dem Mond tanzt – garantiert zum Lachen!" That's maybe ~120 chars, okay. Now ensure no repeated jokes. This is unique. Now ensure JSON format exactly as specified, no markdown code fences. Provide JSON object with those keys. Check that headline max 80 characters: "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft tanzen" length? Count: Chuck(5) space=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, die(3)=22, space=23, Schwerkraft(11)=34, space=35, tanzen(6)=41. So 41 chars, okay. meme_caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Mond zum Tanz floor macht" length? Count: Wenn(4) space=5, Chuck(5)=10, space=11, Norris(6)=17, space=18, den(3)=21, space=22, Mond(4)=26, space=27, zum(3)=30, space=31, Tanz(4)=35, space=36, floor(5)=41, space=42, macht(5)=47. So 47 chars, okay. Now image_prompt must be English. Provide as a single string. Now ensure meta_title max 60 chars: we have 52, okay. meta_description max 160 chars: we need to count roughly. Let's count precisely: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er die Schwerkraft umkehrt und auf dem Mond tanzt – garantiert zum Lachen!" Let's count characters including spaces and punctuation. I'll count: E(1)n2t3d4e5c6k7e8 (space9) d10e11 (space12) u13l14t15i16m17a18t19i20v21e