We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must be creative. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation describing scene from joke, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? Actually they said: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to embed a specific scene from the joke inside the prompt. Must be English. Must not include text or captions in image. Provide meta title and description within length limits. We need to ensure JSON format exactly as given, no extra fields. Provide values as strings. Let's craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole, sucking the entire internet into a single meme." That's maybe too long. Must start with Chuck Norris. Could be: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to solve a Sudoku puzzle using only his beard." That's unique. But must be typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that turns water into wine, and then walk on it to deliver the Ten Commandments." That's maybe too long. Better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while simultaneously delivering a roundhouse kick that splits the atom." That's okay. But need to be a joke text, maybe a short paragraph. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's produce something like: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to solve a Sudoku puzzle using only his beard, and then delete the solution from existence with a single glance." But need to be unique. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. We need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole, sucking the entire internet into a single meme." That's unique. But must be a joke text, maybe a short sentence. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole, sucking the entire internet into a single meme." That's okay. It starts with Chuck Norris. It's funny, unique. Now we need headline max 80 chars. Something like "Der ultimative Roundhouse-Black-Hole-Witz". That's within 80. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, wird das Internet zum Wurmloch". That's within 80. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. A massive black hole forming in the air behind him as a roundhouse kick is unleashed, with swirling galaxies being sucked into it. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" inside the prompt. So we need to include that placeholder? Actually they wrote: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Thus we need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with a specific scene from the joke. So we can put something like "a massive black hole forming in the air behind him as a roundhouse kick is unleashed, with swirling galaxies being sucked into it". That is the specific scene. So we can embed that directly, not as placeholder. The instruction says include that placeholder but we need to fill it with the scene. So we can just write the scene description there. So final prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. a massive black hole forming in the air behind him as a roundhouse kick is unleashed, with swirling galaxies being sucked into it. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris Roundhouse Black Hole Meme". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Roundhouse Black Hole Meme" length: 41 (including spaces). Good. Meta description max 160 chars: something like "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz über einen Roundhouse-Kick, der ein Black Hole erzeugt und das Internet verschlingt." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz über einen Roundhouse-Kick, der ein Black Hole erzeugt und das Internet verschlingt." That's about 106 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra punctuation. Provide JSON object only, no markdown. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 chars: "Der ultimative Roundhouse-Black-Hole-Witz" length: count: D(1) e2 r3 space4 u5 l6 t7 i8 m9 a10 l11 e12 space13 R14 o15 u16 n17 d18 h19 o20 u21 s22 e23 - (maybe hyphen counts) but okay. Let's count precisely: "Der ultimative Roundhouse-Black-Hole-Witz". Characters: D1 e2 r3 space4 u5 l6 t7 i8 m9 a10 l11 e12 space13 R14 o15 u16 n17 d18 h19 o20 u21 s22 e23 - (hyphen)24 B25 l26 a27 c28 k29 - (hyphen)30 H31 o32 l33 e34 - (