We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic, typical Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, political, etc. Must be creative. We need to produce a single joke in JSON format, no markdown code blocks. So just raw JSON. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris". Could be something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's also common. Need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice." That's also known. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to play hide and seek with a polar bear; the bear is now the one hiding." That's okay but maybe not classic. We need to include headline (max 80 chars), meme_caption (max 80 chars), image_prompt (English description for image generation). Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then [Specific scene from the joke]. Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Specific scene from the joke] with something relevant to the joke. Meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. All fields must be strings. Make sure no markdown code block. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris can sneeze so hard that the wind creates a new mountain range, and then he names it after his favorite coffee brand." But need to start with Chuck Norris. That's fine. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cactus to dance; now the desert has a rhythm only he can hear." But need to be unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving, and the cube rearranges itself into a map of the world showing his favorite pizza toppings." That's unique. But must be short enough? No length constraint for joke_text. Let's craft a concise but funny joke: "Chuck Norris can fold an origami crane using only his eyebrows, and the crane will fly to the moon to deliver a message: 'Your Wi‑Fi is weak.'" That's unique. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple paperclip into a sword that cuts through time, and then he uses it to shave his own beard." That's unique. Let's pick one: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that generates a new sun, and then he uses its light to read the fine print on a cereal box." That's classic style. Now headline: maybe "Chuck Norris' Cosmic Roundhouse". Must be <=80 chars. Meme caption: something like "When your kick creates a new sunrise". <=80 chars. Image prompt: Must include description of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then [Specific scene from the joke]. Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that creates a glowing sun above a cereal box". Must be in English. Meta title: <=60 chars, SEO title. Something like "Chuck Norris Cosmic Kick Joke – Classic Meme". That's 44 chars. Meta description: <=160 chars. Something like "Entdecken Sie den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über einen Roundhouse Kick, der eine neue Sonne erzeugt – humorvoll, einzigartig und perfekt für Memes." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Entdecken Sie den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über einen Roundhouse Kick, der eine neue Sonne erzeugt – humorvoll, einzigartig und perfekt für Memes." That's about 124 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. All strings. Make sure no extra fields. Now produce JSON without markdown. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris' Cosmic Roundhouse – Legendärer Witz" That's 48 characters? Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris' Cosmic Roundhouse – Legendärer Witz" characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11i12s13'14 (space15)C16o17s18m19i20c21 (space22)R23o24u25n26d27h28o29u30s31e32 (space33)–34 (space35)L36e37g38e39n40d41ä42r43e44r45e46 (space47)W48i49t50z51. That's 51 characters, okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris' Sonnen-Kick – Ein Klassiker". Count: "Chuck Norris' Sonnen-Kick – Ein Klassiker". Let's count: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11i12s13'14 (space15)S16o17n18n19e20n21-22K23i24c25k26 (space27)–28 (space29)E30i31n32 (space33)K34l35a36s37s38i39k40e41r42. That's 42 characters. Good. But we need max 80, so fine. Meme caption max 80 characters. Something like "Wenn ein Roundhouse-Kick die Sonne neu erfindet". Count: "Wenn ein Roundhouse-Kick die Sonne neu erfindet". Let's count: W1e2n3 (space4)i5n6 (space7)R8o9u10n11d12h13o14u15s16e17-18K19i20c2