We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Provide image_prompt in English describing scene from joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from joke. Must not exceed length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Provide JSON only, no extra text. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice." That's also common. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to play hide and seek with a grizzly bear. The bear is still hiding." That's okay but maybe not classic enough. Could be: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's also known. We need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch. The cat now runs the CIA." That's maybe too random. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can sneeze and cause a hurricane in another continent." That's known? Not exactly. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a calculator to count his beard hairs. The calculator exploded from the sheer magnitude." That's unique. But need to start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Could be "Chuck Norris can..." So start with "Chuck Norris can..." Provide a scenario. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube while blindfolded... and then unscramble it just by thinking about it." That's maybe not unique. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it." That's known? Not exactly. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can hear the sound of a whisper from 10,000 miles away, and then answer it with a roundhouse kick." That's okay. But we need a specific scene for image_prompt. The scene should be described in English, referencing the joke. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can single‑handedly win a staring contest against a statue and make it blink." That's unique. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can lift a car with one hand while simultaneously writing a bestseller with the other." That's okay. But we need a specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris lifting a vintage 1965 Chevrolet Impala with one hand while typing on a typewriter". That can be described. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris can single‑handedly win a staring contest against a statue and make it blink." That is unique enough. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: The full joke text. Must start with Chuck Norris. So: "Chuck Norris can win a staring contest against a statue and make it blink." But maybe add more context: "Chuck Norris can win a staring contest against a statue and make it blink, causing the statue to finally move." Let's keep it concise but full. headline: short headline max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris besiegt einen Statuenblick". That's German, under 80 chars. meme_caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn die Statue endlich mal lacht". That's under 80. image_prompt: English prompt describing specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. So we need to embed the scene: maybe "Chuck Norris staring down a marble statue in a museum, the statue's eyes widening as he blinks". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris staring intensely at a marble statue in a grand museum hall, the statue's eyes widening as it begins to blink, with dramatic lighting and an American flag backdrop". Must be within the prompt. Make sure to include the description of the hero: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then the specific scene: "He is locking eyes with a marble statue in a museum, the statue's stone eyes beginning to blink". Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." All in one string. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris vs Statue: Der ultimative Staring Contest". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris vs Statue: Der ultimative Staring Contest" length? Count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, vs(2)=15, space=16, Statue:(7 inc colon?) Actually "Statue:" is 7 inc colon? Let's just approximate. Might be okay under 60. Let's craft shorter: "Chuck Norris vs Statue – Staring Contest". That's maybe 38 chars. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein humorvoller Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über einen legendären Staring‑Contest mit einer Statue – perfekt für Memes und Memes." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein humorvoller Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über einen legendären Staring‑Contest mit einer Statue – perfekt für Memes und Memes." That's maybe 106 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. We must output JSON only, no markdown code block. Let's construct JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen Staring‑Contest gegen eine Statue gewinnen und sie zum Blinzeln bringen.", "headline": "Chuck Norris besiegt eine Statue im Staring‑Contest", "meme_caption": "Wenn die Statue endlich mal blinzelt", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He locks eyes with a marble statue in a grand museum hall, the statue's stone eyes beginning to blink as he forces it to blink. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting