We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Provide a classic Chuck Norris style joke. Must be funny, ironic, typical. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Provide unique content. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe too common. Need unique twist. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language with his eyebrows." Something like that. We need to include headline (max 80 chars). meme_caption (max 80 chars). image_prompt: English prompt for image generation describing scene from joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide specifics. Meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. All fields must be strings. No markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Make sure no extra text. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann jede Division durch Null durchführen – selbst wenn das Ergebnis Unendlichkeit ist, er teilt das Ergebnis einfach in zwei Hälften und gibt jedem die Hälfte." That's a bit long but okay. Must be unique. Maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann jede Division durch Null durchführen und das Ergebnis als neuen Planeten benutzen." Something like that. But must be unique and not typical. Let's think of a fresh joke: "Chuck Norris kann jede Division durch Null durchführen und das Ergebnis als neuen Kontinent auf der Erde einzeichnen." That is unique. Make sure it's funny and typical. Headline: maybe "Chuck Norris teilt durch Null – und erschafft Kontinente". That's within 80 chars. Meme caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris durch Null teilt, entsteht ein neuer Kontinent." That's within 80 chars. Image prompt: Must describe specific scene from the joke. Something like "Chuck Norris standing on a blank map of Earth, holding a massive calculator, pressing the division key with a zero, and the map transforms into a new continent with mountains and oceans, hyper-realistic, dramatic lighting, American flag in background". Must be English. Meta title: "Chuck Norris teilt durch Null – neuer Kontinent entsteht". Must be <=60 chars. Let's count: "Chuck Norris teilt durch Null – neuer Kontinent entsteht" length? Count characters: "Chuck Norris teilt durch Null – neuer Kontinent entsteht" = 53? Let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 t14 e15 i16 l17 t18 space19 d20 u21 r22 c23 h24 space25 N26 u27 l28 l29 space30 –31 space32 n33 e34 u35 e36 r37 space38 K39 o40 n41 t42 i43 n44 e45 n46 t47 space48 e49 r50 s51 o52 r53 e54 n55 space56 g57 e58 s59 c60 h61 e62 n63. That's >60 maybe. Let's shorten: "Chuck Norris teilt durch Null – neuer Kontinent". That's 44 maybe. Let's count: "Chuck Norris teilt durch Null – neuer Kontinent" characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 t14 e15 i16 l17 t18 space19 d20 u21 r22 c23 h24 space25 N26 u27 l28 l29 space30 –31 space32 n33 e34 u35 e36 r37 space38 K39 o40 n41 t42 i43 n44 e45 n46 t47. That's 47 characters, okay. Meta description max 160 chars: Something like "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er durch Null teilt und daraus einen neuen Kontinent erschafft – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's approximate <160. Should be okay. Now image_prompt: Must be English, describing specific scene from the joke. Something like: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris stands on a blank world map, holding a giant calculator, pressing the division key with a zero, and the map transforms into a new continent with mountains and oceans, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's within the format: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to include the specific scene: "standing on a blank world map, holding a giant calculator, pressing the division key with a zero, and the map transforms into a new continent with mountains and oceans". So embed that. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted and no extra text. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann jede Division durch Null durchführen und das Ergebnis als neuen Kontinent auf der Erde einzeichnen.", "headline": "Chuck Norris teilt durch Null – neuer Kontinent entsteht", "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris durch Null teilt, entsteht ein neuer Kontinent.", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Standing on a blank world map, holding a giant calculator, pressing the division key with a zero, and the map transforms into a new continent with mountains and oceans. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions.", "meta_title": "Chuck Norris teilt durch Null – neuer Kontinent", "meta_description": "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er durch Null teilt und