We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Provide meta title up to 60 chars, meta description up to 160 chars. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme caption max 80 chars. Provide JSON only, no markdown code blocks. We need to ensure fields are within length limits. Let's craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique. Something like "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." Hmm. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". Could be "Chuck Norris can make a horse drink water by staring at it." Not sure. Let's think of a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm." Or "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi‑Fi signal into a laser beam." Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it." That's unique. But must be typical Chuck Norris genre: exaggeration of superhuman abilities, often with absurd consequences. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a round moon square by simply breathing on it." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a computer reboot itself just by winking." That's okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can make a square circle by folding a piece of paper in half." That's a classic geometry joke but maybe not unique. We need unique. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself by giving it a high five." That's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself just by giving it a high five." That's okay. But need to be in German. So: "Chuck Norris kann eine leere Batterie nur durch einen High‑Five wieder aufladen." That's German. But the joke_text must be the full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". So we can write: "Chuck Norris kann eine leere Batterie nur durch einen High‑Five wieder aufladen." That's a joke. But maybe we need a longer joke with a punchline. Classic format: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's short. But we can make a longer one: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Akku nur durch einen High‑Five wieder aufladen, weil er die Energie des Universums in seiner Handfläche speichert." That might be too long but okay. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Akku nur durch einen High‑Five wieder aufladen, weil er die gesamte Energie des Universums in seiner Handfläche speichert." That's unique. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris und der magische High‑Five". That's within 80 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn der Akku leer ist, ruft Chuck Norris einfach zum High‑Five auf!" That's within 80. Image prompt: English description of scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris giving a high-five to a glowing dead battery that is levitating, with sparks of energy, American flag background." Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to embed that placeholder? Actually they wrote: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke. So we need to include the scene description. So we can write: "Chuck Norris gives a high-five to a levitating dead battery that glows with electric energy". So the prompt becomes: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris gives a high-five to a levitating dead battery that glows with electric energy. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Good. Meta title: up to 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris High‑Five Aufladungs‑Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris High‑Five Aufladungs‑Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, High‑Five(7 inc hyphen?) Actually "High‑Five" 7 inc hyphen? Let's count: H(1)i2g3h4-5F6i7v8e9? Actually "High‑Five" is 7 characters including hyphen? Let's just approximate. Might be okay. But we need <=60. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris: Der High‑Five Akku‑Witz". Count: Chuck(5) space1=6, Norris:(7) space=8, Der(11) space=12, High‑Five(20?) Actually let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris: Der High‑Five Akku‑Witz". Characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 :13 space14 D15 e16 r17 space18 H19 i20 g21 h22 -23 F24 i25 v26 e27 space28 A29 k30 k31 u32 -33 W34 i35 t36 z37. That's 37 characters, okay. Meta description: up to 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über einen High‑Five, der leere Akkus wieder auflädt – perfekt für Meme‑Fans." Count characters: let's approximate <16