We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, political, real suffering. Must be creative. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from the joke. Must not include text/captions in image prompt. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Provide JSON only, no markdown code blocks. We need to craft a joke. Let's think of a classic Chuck Norris joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." Or "Chuck Norris can speak to animals, and they obey his commands." Let's craft a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris once challenged a mountain to a push‑up contest, and the mountain now serves as his personal bench press." Something like that. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". The joke_text should be a full joke text, likely a single sentence or short paragraph. Must be unique. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, and the cat now runs the CIA." That might be too political? It's about CIA, maybe okay but not political? It's referencing an organization, but not political? Might be okay but better avoid. Let's do something else: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it, and the Arctic now uses his stare as a heating system." That's unique. But we need to ensure it's typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can finish a marathon while writing a bestseller, and the book becomes a new world record for fastest sold-out." That's okay. But we need to embed a specific scene for image_prompt. The image prompt must describe a specific scene from the joke. So we need to pick a scene that can be visualized: maybe "Chuck Norris standing on a mountain peak, holding a microphone, shouting 'Roundhouse kick to the sun!'" Or "Chuck Norris performing a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent". Let's pick a vivid scene: "Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that splits the Earth in half, revealing a glowing core". That can be described. But we need to keep image_prompt in English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then add [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. So we need to embed the scene description after that bracket. Let's craft image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that splits the Earth in half, revealing a glowing core, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Must not include text or captions. That's fine. Now headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt die Erde spalten". That's 27 characters. Good. Meme caption: max 80 characters. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Kicks macht, entsteht ein neuer Kontinent". That's 53 characters. Meta title: max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt die Erde spalten – Witz". That's 44 characters. Meta description: max 160 characters. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Kick, der die Erde teilt – humorvoll, ironisch und absolut legendär." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Kick, der die Erde teilt – humorvoll, ironisch und absolut legendär." That's about 106 characters, okay. Now joke_text: Must be a full joke text, start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Roundhouse-Kick die Erde in zwei Hälften spalten und das Innere so heiß machen, dass selbst die Mantelgesteine ein Bad nehmen." That's a bit long but okay. Must be unique. Let's make it concise: "Chuck Norris teilt mit einem einzigen Roundhouse-Kick die Erde, und das Innere wird so heiß, dass Mantelmaterial ein Bad nimmt." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's a joke, maybe add punchline: "Und die Mantelgesteine fangen an zu schwimmen." Let's craft: "Chuck Norris teilt mit einem einzigen Roundhouse-Kick die Erde, und das Innere wird so heiß, dass selbst das Mantelmaterial ein Bad nimmt – und plötzlich schwimmen die Gesteine wie im Spa." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to keep it as a single joke text, maybe a short paragraph. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris teilt mit einem einzigen Roundhouse-Kick die Erde, und das Innere wird so heiß, dass selbst das Mantelmaterial ein Bad nimmt – und plötzlich schwimmen die Gesteine wie im Spa." That's okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted and no extra text. Provide JSON only. Check constraints: No markdown code blocks. Provide JSON directly. Now verify lengths: headline: "Chuck Norris lässt die Erde spalten" length? Count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14e15t16s17 (space18)d19i20e21 (space22)e23r24d25e26 (space27)s28p29a30l31t32e33n34. That's 34 characters, under 80. meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Kicks macht, entsteht ein neuer Kontinent" Count: Let's count: W1e2n3 (space4)C5h6u7c8k9 (space10)N11o12r13r14i15s16 (space17)e18i19n20e21n22 (space23)K24i25c26k27s28 (space29)m30a31c32h